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事情是这样滴：
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，我左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”

老外：“hi.”

我：“you have what thing?”

老外：“can you speak english?”

我：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”

我：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”

老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

我：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”

老外：“i want to speak to your head.”

我：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”