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> > >
> > > Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
> > > to give up my seat to a lady.
> > >
> > > Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> > >
> > > Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
> > >
> > > * * * *
> > >
> > > Gurvinder is standing on platform no. 1 waiting for his train to
> > > arrive. There is an anouncement "Passengers to kindly note ...
> > > Train no 2304 KV Express from New Delhi will be arriving shortly
> > > on platform no. 1"
> > >
> > > Hearing this he gets panicky .. immediately picked up his baggage,
> > > jumped on to the railway track and stood there.
> > >
> > >
> > >

> > >
> > > Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
> > > hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
> > > wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
> > > thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
> > > finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
> > > measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
> > > breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
> > > vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
> > > knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
> > > classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
> > > dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
> > > promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
> > > executed as soon as possible.
> > >
> > > Addendum:
> > >
> > > That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
> > > sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
> > >
> > >
> > >

> > >
> > > George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
> > > Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
> > > China."
> > > George: "Great. Lay it on me."
> > > Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
> > > George: "That's what I want to know."
> > > Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
> > > George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes."
> > > George: "I mean the fellow's name."
> > > Condoleeza: "Hu."
> > > George: "The guy in China."
> > > Condoleeza: "Hu."
> > > George: "The new leader of China."
> > > Condoleeza: "Hu."
> > > George: "The Chinaman!"
> > > Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
> > > George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
> > > Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
> > > George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
> > > Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
> > > George: "That's whose name?"
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes."
> > > George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> > > China?"
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
> > > George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle
> > > East."
> > > Condoleeza: "That's correct."
> > > George: "Then who is in China?"
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
> > > George: "Yassir is in China?"
> > >
> > > Condoleeza: "No, sir."
> > >
> > > George: "Then who is?"
> > >
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
> > >
> > > George: "Yassir?"
> > >
> > > Condoleeza: "No, sir."
> > >
> > > George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
> > > Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
> > > George: "No, thanks."
> > > Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
> > > George: "No."
> > > Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
> > > George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And
> > > then get me the U.N."
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
> > > George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
> > > Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
> > > George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
> > > Condoleeza: "And call who?"
> > > George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
> > > Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
> > > George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
> > > Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
> > > George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
> > > Condoleeza: "Kofi."
> > > George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
> > >
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