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MARRIAGE (II)
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?!" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" |
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朗月凉茶空酒杯，何日踏浪归？
独居千里外，冰冷洋墅，夜半童梦追。 愁酒化作思乡泪，爹娘把背捶。 难慰家人旁，轻弹曲韵，送念亲恩贵。 |
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