[Frederick_Ding]

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt
pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After
he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket asks the
bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long.
But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill."

The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look
good, then I know it's time to go home."

[风铃渡口]

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