[jugglar]

The fastest way for point A to point B is to bent the paper... (Geometric exam question answer...)

A Biologist would say water is the start place for life.
A Historian would say fire is the starting point for human evolvution
A Joker would say I am the starting reason of the existance of idiots... (Just imagine those who laugh without getting the joke...)

I can't think of any other jokes, so I'll stop.... (Right....)

I am a nerd-ass... (half nerd, half...)

I have a creative mind, I create J-ish. (short for jebberish)

I am so lazy, I can't wait for elevator. (Let's some else do it...)

Am I a smart-ass? No, I don't remember... (Does smart mean good short term memory or good long term memory or creative...)

Who am I? Ask my mom, she remembers... (I am just too creative... )

This guy is so full of himself, he should be egged... (Hence my nicknames: sticky-egg (created by trace), ball-eggy (created my old pals from my photo of old pal)... ball-eggy are chinese traslations)

The great Circle of Life... does chicken come first or the egg?... (from philosiphy)

Which one is more important? Egg or Sperm... It is the embyro... (from biology)

What is the difference between Girl and Boy? Gal has 2 eXs, Guy has a eX and a whY... (X and Y are choromsome)

(sorry if it is offensive not all girl has two ex-boyfriends, and not all boy has only one ex-girlfriend...)

To use tomoto or to use egg... (from shakespear)

[卧虎藏龙]

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