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An elderly couple sat down for a quick meal. There was > > one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. > > The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and > > carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his > > wife. He then carefully counted out the...

dont know him, but whoever does that is usually a player, unless he reaches the consensus with his gf that he's having many gfs at the same time. otherwise he's being sneaky. when a person is sneaky, it means that he's feeling guilty, and when he's feeling guilty, it means that this is not the...

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Looking for a girl friend you wish came true :) i like your name, most of the guys are called iron roast whereas yours is iron tiger :D believe it or not, there's a saying that great men always find bitch at the end, and great women stick to the asshole all the time...

Re: Re: Re: Looking for a girl friend your qualification might be my requirement :D

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总算明白了为什么有这么多玩弄女人的骗子了

what is your requirement? and what is your qualification?

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我知道，这问题问得太白痴。那么轻盈的一滴,流过脸庞，常常只在瞬间。如果是那些琼瑶苦情戏里的演员，几秒钟就可以泪流满面。又何必问，一滴泪落下的时间？ 　　 可我常常觉得，流下一滴眼泪，需要很久很久。人越长大，就越习惯于压抑内心的真实感受，不再放声大哭放声大笑，什么都只是淡淡的点到为止。好像越来越没有什么事情，可以让我伤心到立刻落泪，像是传说中丢失了泪腺的骆驼，再也找不出，释放伤感的出口。于是一滴泪，在渗出眼眶之前，早已在心中酝酿了许久，甚至可能在落下之前，已经悄悄蒸发。 　　...

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my ex-bf has slept with all kinds of women, and he said vietnamese girl was fun, so maybe you should choose vietnamese

一只会掏洞的老鼠应该是件很幸福的事。在一个向阳的山坡上，挖一个向阳的洞口，在洞里苫上带着阳光味道的草，做一个温暖的家。 如果有来世，就让我们做一对幸福的老鼠吧。我来告诉你，在下世里如何找到我，这些话你要切切地记住。 　　 　　那一处地方，远望是皑皑的白雪，雪线下是莽莽的森林，森林的边缘是一个向阳的山坡，长着茵茵的青草。青草的中央有一个整洁的洞口，洞口边上长着一株勿忘我四季不败开着淡蓝色的花。离洞口１０米远，横过一条清彻的涧溪，淙淙的流水，一年到头唱着欢歌。记住洞口处趴着一只戴着眼镜的老鼠，天天都在晒太阳。那是世间独一无二的一只戴眼镜的老鼠，那就是我了。 　　...

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Do you rather your son to be a murderer or to be murdered?

你先挂电话 女孩不是很漂亮但是很可爱，当女孩爱上男孩，也许是耶稣刚好睡着了吧，他们便碰巧相遇了。男孩就是女人心里一直梦想着的那种男孩。 当晚，女孩接到男孩的电话，低沉的声音诉说了对女孩的向往。夜深了，男孩很温柔地说太晚了，早点休息，睡个好觉。女孩脱口而出；你先挂电话。她舍不得掐断那个温柔的声音。男孩稍稍愣了半秒，说：“你先挂。” 两人在电话里僵持了片刻，男孩终于放弃，说了句“再见”，然后就是“咔哒”一声，提醒着依然握着电话听筒的这方，一切都已结束。...

THANKS MOTHER TERESSA!

I mean it.

Now look here, girl, you got the wrong guy. Whatever happened to you, I am sorry for you. If you are pregnant with his baby, you should go talk to him face to face and resolve it with him. Don't try to solve it here. You said you already have a new boyfriend in other messages you posted here...

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