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Does a girl like one of her ex-boyfriends to calll her to say hello? I often wonder if an ex girlfriend of mine is doing fine, but I have never called, because I am not sure if she would like it or not. It's been over a year since I broke up with her, and I wonder if she would like to know that...

Who has a face that looks like a dried up orange? I want to marry you.

If I sell her by weight, I want a fat one.

It's getting more boring here everyday. Someone tells a joke or something. Make me laugh. I will pay for laughs.

You really suck

You suck

You were all wrong. "no rain checks" means they don't provide information on weather.

Hi. I am haoren, from up north near the north pole. Up here, we eat frozen meat. Up here, there are more men than women and so we share. Come on over for a visit.

I am selling a kidney for money. Who wants it. It's used.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

You drink too much.

Maybe China?

This is a big scam.

What are your plans people, for this evening?

Are there still people without power?

Nobody here?

What did you have?

Who wants to do BBQ?

Nobody here? Too bad. I was just going to invite you to come for BBQ.

Yesterday Evening. No power. Could not use the stove. Had to eat BBQ. What a torture.