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BE WHO YOU ARE, STAY WHERE YOU ARE --- A CALL FROM BEYOND (JOKE)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. :p HERE COMES THE JOKE Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life , Dan was the first to die... -
弱国无外交---能不去米国就不要去鸟，丢人啊！（ZT )
:buttrock: :eek: :buttrock: Snowbird drives to Texas for the winter and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and... -
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爱喝酒的老木瓜有福了-Here's What Alcohol Does To Your Brain And Body
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你的钱够花吗？
一个有钱的女子，对大师说：大师，我觉得活着没意思！钱，我随便花有的是；男人，我天天换；山珍海味，吃的我恶心。大师，你说我咋整啊！ 大师回头，拿蜡烛把女子的衣服点着了。女子急忙吹灭。想了想说：大师，我知道了，你是：让我珍惜生命。 大师说：不对。我是说：你不吹，能死！！！... 你爱喝酒吗？ 昨晚喝大了，离开ktv的时候最后吼了首《北京北京》，上了出租车时嘴里还哼着哼着《北京 北京》就TMD睡着了。早上师傅叫醒我说：北京到了！我醒来一看哎呀计价器上显示一万二千一百八十五块钱。我问师傅怎么到北京来了，师傅说问了你多少遍，你一直在说北京北京----... -
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从CFC网民的发帖情况来看，我对这次大选有个大胆的预测。
Conservative will win this election with a landslide. :p Go Conservative Go. :jiayou: -
Riven，中秋节将至，你会给广大CFC网民发个啥？
今天我问了很多朋友中秋节发啥？ 发现各大单位中秋节仍顶风作案，所发福利五花八门： 有发个屁的，有发个锤子的，有发个毛的，更有甚者发个妹的，奢侈之极！ 最恐怖的是发个鬼的！有的单位福利还可以，发个球！ 我问了下我们单位领导：今年中秋发啥啊？他望着天空喃喃自语：发个鸟。我在想，中午要不要去隔壁花鸟市场买个鸟笼，我也挺喜欢养鸟的，就养着吧！ 不过，如果明年发个你大爷的，我们该怎么办？ 祝群友们中秋节快乐！ :p http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4049709995 -
是咱东北银厉害，还是车的前挡风玻璃质量不好？
:dx::dx::dx: 节操呢！黑龙江天降“套套” 砸坏轿车玻璃(组图) 阅读详情:http://www.backchina.com/news/2015/09/14/384109.html#ixzz3lo6FvRHP -
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