童话版的‘男人不坏，女人不爱’

[笨妈笨爸]

My boy in JK told me a girl in his class kissed him on face. I asked why. He said the girl said he was bad.

 

[TIFF]

My boy in JK told me a girl in his class kissed him on face. I asked why. He said the girl said he was bad.

Your boy might not know how to say "kicked".

 

[笨妈笨爸]

Your boy might not know how to say "kicked".

Well, maybe. But at least he knows where is the face and where is the ass.

 

[TIFF]

Well, maybe. But at least he knows where is the face and where is the ass.

Ah, that's why he is confused. He must think if anything stuck on his face, they can only be kisses.

 

[笨妈笨爸]

Ah, that's why he is confused. He must think if anything stuck on his face, they can only be kisses.

Whatever. I just checked there was no footprint on his face or ass.

 

[TIFF]

Whatever. I just checked there was no footprint on his face or ass.

Any lipgloss?

 

[笨妈笨爸]

Any lipgloss?

Nope. Kids do not use lip gloss. I am waiting to see if tomorrow his face 会不会长癣。

 

[9418]

菲妹子越来越坏，越sharp了。

 

[TIFF]

Nope. Kids do not use lip gloss. I am waiting to see if tomorrow his face 会不会长癣。

I was just wondering if a 4 year old girl knows to reward a "bad" boy by kisses, she must also know to put on lipgloss.

 

[TIFF]

菲妹子越来越坏，越sharp了。

我没有啊，我在帮楼主分析。