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转发: 环球小姐最后一题(18?一下禁止?盂?回?)
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
> >gentlemen.
> >美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
> >美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
> >(Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight
or
> >Toro(Bull)
> >西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> >西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
> >Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
> >country?
> >问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
like
> >gossip or rumors.
> >菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> >菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
> >(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> >问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> >伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> >伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
> >(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
> >印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> >印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
> >(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
> >male organ in your country?
> >问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like
Proton
> >car.
> >马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> >马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
> >(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very
Kiasu
> >(Afraid to lose).
> >新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
> >before the
> >show is over.
> >新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
> >Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
> >gentlemen.
> >美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
> >美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
> >(Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight
or
> >Toro(Bull)
> >西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> >西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
> >Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >-------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
> >country?
> >问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
like
> >gossip or rumors.
> >菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> >菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
> >(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> >问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> >伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> >伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
> >(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
> >印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> >印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
> >(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
> >male organ in your country?
> >问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like
Proton
> >car.
> >马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> >马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
> >(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> >问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> >Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very
Kiasu
> >(Afraid to lose).
> >新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
> >Question: How can you say so?
> >问：为什么呢？
> >Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
> >before the
> >show is over.
> >新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
> >Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!
> >(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
