[分享] 男人和女人

[adder]

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants;
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want;

A woman worries about the future untill she gets a husband;
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife;

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;
A successful woman is one who find such a man;

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all;

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die;

Any married men should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't;
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does;

A woman has the last word in any argument;
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument;

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage;

IF A MAN TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMAN IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT;
IF A WOMAN TALKS DIRTYH TO A MAN IT'S NINE DOLLARS A MINUTE.