A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter
dinner.
> > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very
> nervous.
> > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The women is beginning
to
> > >feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
> > >casserole.
> > > The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> > >
> > > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
> and
> > >lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
> the
> > >poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's
> > >father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's
> > >chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
> > >
> > > The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across
> her
> > >face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
> again.
> > >This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> > >rrrriiip.
> > > The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
> > >
> > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
> later
> > >the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about
> it.
> > > She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> again,
> > >the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy,
get
> > >away from her, before she shits on you!"
> > >
dinner.
> > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very
> nervous.
> > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The women is beginning
to
> > >feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
> > >casserole.
> > > The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> > >
> > > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
> and
> > >lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
> the
> > >poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's
> > >father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's
> > >chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
> > >
> > > The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across
> her
> > >face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
> again.
> > >This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> > >rrrriiip.
> > > The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
> > >
> > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes
> later
> > >the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about
> it.
> > > She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> again,
> > >the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy,
get
> > >away from her, before she shits on you!"
> > >
