Ain't it the truth???
A gentleman was notified that he must appear for an Revenue Canada audit.
So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your
worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a
pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an
expensive tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi who would surely
know the correct answer. He told him of the conflicting advice he had
received, and asked what he should do.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be
married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her
mother advised: "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes
right up to your neck and wool socks."
But when the woman asked her best friend, she got conflicting
advice: "Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your
navel."
The man did not understand: "But Rabbi, what does all this have to
do with my problem with the IRS?"
"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Rabbi, "You're going
to get screwed."
later...gw
A gentleman was notified that he must appear for an Revenue Canada audit.
So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your
worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a
pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an
expensive tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi who would surely
know the correct answer. He told him of the conflicting advice he had
received, and asked what he should do.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be
married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her
mother advised: "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes
right up to your neck and wool socks."
But when the woman asked her best friend, she got conflicting
advice: "Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your
navel."
The man did not understand: "But Rabbi, what does all this have to
do with my problem with the IRS?"
"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Rabbi, "You're going
to get screwed."
later...gw
