[求寻]谁有那个意大利人说英语搞笑的录音

[靓蛤蛤（蟹蟹）]

就是
i want a fork on the table
u can't have a fork on the table, u son ofa bich.....




Thx!!!!

 

[京华倦客]

来电话, 我给你学(音:XIAO2)

 

[靓蛤蛤（蟹蟹）]

我也会学（xiao2）啦，我要听原版的

 

[京华倦客]

保证类原版

京华盗版, 精细谨密

 

[~BeMyself~]

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
我没有

 

[*Andy*]

http://bao.uline.net/pd/dir_show.asp?file=2997&mana=0&page=1&area=1

 

[Diver]

One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

 

[Diver]

You Kicked My Dog

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/4879/

 

[EleVeN-03::n_n]

有没有下载

 

[靓蛤蛤（蟹蟹）]

笑得爽死了，谢谢，谢谢！！！！

 

[天山童姥]

..................................蛤蛤你背下来吧，以后可以随时供自己和他人一乐~~~

 

[京华倦客]

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[~巫巫婆~]

笑到暴~~HOHOHOHO