[转贴] ?球小姐?智?答 (18+)

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：美?小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美?小姐：美?的男性器官像?士。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美?小姐：因?只要一看到女士，他?就?起立......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：西班牙小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像糍牛。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因?只要看到有洞就?出?。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：菲律馘小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律馘小姐：菲律馘的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律馘小姐：因?它?一?嘴彦?到另一?嘴彦。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
?：伊朗小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像佘。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因?他???走後樵。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：印度小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像?力。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因?日夜?“做”。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：褚?西?小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
褚?西?小姐：褚?西?的男性器官像Proton 牌奚?(褚?西????)。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
褚?西?小姐：看起?很硬(造型?似HONDA)其?很?(一撞就?形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：新加坡小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕?。
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：?是蓄咄?，提前15分?出?。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
?：中?小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
中?小姐：中?的男性器官像?小平.
Question: How can you say so?
?：?什?呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中?小姐：短小精?，但?可以工作到九十?。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


?：台?小姐，?形容倨?男性的性器官。
台?小姐：台?的男性器官像?水扁.
?：?什?呢？
台?小姐：明明不行，?要硬拗、?皮逞?。