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On a tour US President George Bush visits a school and explains his
political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob rises to speak. Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?

Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of
the classroom.

When they came back from the break President Bush encourages them again to
ask questions. This time Joey rises to speak. Mr. President, I have got five
questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Little Bob?
 
Part II

President Bush makes an official visit to an elementary school and is
invited to sit in for one of the classes. They are in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the
President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word,
'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that
would be a tragedy."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT
LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches
the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand and says,
"If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and
blown to smithereens by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss."
 
FU
虽然没看。:D
 
Guys be creative! Don't copy each others.:rolleyes:
 
最初由 AfterDie 发布
饿人谷 is a orgnization.

That is fine, but it doesn't have to be boring.:rolleyes: :D
 
饿人谷 is still an orgnization.
 
有意思。谁写的,真厉害。
 
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