给正在买房的朋友们提个醒。

[lindamy]

旧的你留着用吧。我要新的，另外麻烦送一下。

加个终身保修。

 

[笨妈笨爸]

没问题没问题，你把我房子买了，我这些都送

房子可以买，但是不想放在郊区。麻烦给我送到downtown

 

[一亩三分地]

wow, I want all!
will you deliver? Or how much you pay me if I come to pick?

I will pay you west north wind. it's fresh and tasty.

 

[臭农民]

没问题没问题，你把我房子买了，我这些都送

your house 50K all including?

 

[一亩三分地]

your house 50K all including?

what? you are so generous. 5k and you can have it all.

 

[臭农民]

I will pay you west north wind. it's fresh and tasty.

thank you for your free yummy west north wind! how about you only pay me 10$ for gas if I come to pick?

 

[天核 墨灯 墨事干]

中午公司几个一起出去吃饭，一老外同事问我为什么中国人什么价都要讲。原来这同事自己卖房，咱一同胞看上了他的房，几个来回敲定了价钱；然后是验房，验完房要求他还空调和暖气炉，考虑到没用经纪他就答应了；可是在签新合同时，咱同胞又提出lang transfer tax也应该由卖方付，于是一气之下终止了一切活动。然后问我 how could your people even ask me to pay his land transfer tax? It's ridiculous, bla bla bla!

我也不懂卖房买房的具体程序，请大家给评评。

又学了一招。谢谢啊，谢谢你传授的经验啊！

 

[臭农民]

what? you are so generous. 5k and you can have it all.

no, I insist 50k, be a man, take it!

 

[uglyducking]

等我回家拍，还有个老款的instant pot，我买了大象，所以不用了。
也有个面包机，一个16lb的全铝机箱

你家豪斯免费送不？

 

[一亩三分地]

thank you for your free yummy west north wind! how about you only pay me 10$ for gas if I come to pick?

no problem, come and pick these items along with cold hard CASH NOW!

 

[一亩三分地]

你家豪斯免费送不？

 

[uglyducking]

又学了一招。谢谢啊，谢谢你传授的经验啊！

能说说么？都学到啥招了？

 

[臭农民]

 

[一亩三分地]

能说说么？都学到啥招了？

学到要一忍再忍 然后就会等到多开价1万的买家

 

[uglyducking]

卧槽，那支歌真特么是摆臂！

 

[ert0000]

有个问题值得深思: 经常碰到在工作场所或社会场所, 别人会(或敢)主动提起一些老中的负面事情, "you chinese" bla bla, 你们没觉得被冒犯? 如果你和那人关系好, 是否可以打个圆场, 比如那买家是新移民, 可能不知道这里的规矩. 如果关系一般或不好, 就说别的.

这类事情不是黑和白那么分明, 应该算灰色地带.