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some funny saying (got from fax)

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1 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand;

2 Be Sexuality immidiately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night;

3 There are a number of mechnical devices which increasse sexual arousal , particularly in women . Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL;

4 Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

5 Sex is one fo the nine reasons for incarnation, the other eight are unimportant;

6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationship

7 Hockey is a sport for white men , Basketball is a sport for black men, Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

8 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

9 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives. but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is .

10 an yes ,vivorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet

11 Women need a reason to have sex, Men just need a place;

12 According to a new survey, Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do underdressing in front of other women . They say that women too judgemental where of course, men are just grateful.
 
第二个是bisexuality。。。

6-12都很搞。。。
 
看不懂楼主, 拜托用你用中文写好不好? 如果能添成词, 就更好了.

提前谢了, 楼主.


:thanks: :thanks: :thanks:
 
最初由 Beleriand 发布
看不懂楼主, 拜托用你用中文写好不好? 如果能添成词, 就更好了.

提前谢了, 楼主.


:thanks: :thanks: :thanks:

Would you be satisfied with a "ShanDong Quick Plank" version? :p
 
最初由 曾经也黄过 发布


Would you be satisfied with a "ShanDong Quick Plank" version? :p

快板倒是不错, 通俗易懂, 比较适合我; 可楼主是文人, 不一定会喜欢这种乡土气息太浓的民间文艺的.
 
哈哈,好玩,beleriand 啥时候和我们再去游泳啊:)
 
最初由 我亦有亭 发布
哈哈,好玩,beleriand 啥时候和我们再去游泳啊:)

现在太冷了, 等明年吧.
 
最初由 Beleriand 发布
快板倒是不错, 通俗易懂, 比较适合我; 可楼主是文人, 不一定会喜欢这种乡土气息太浓的民间文艺的.

梆不郎梆,梆不郎梆,
闲言碎语不要讲,
表一表教授曾也黄。

:D
 
should be

当(2)里个当(2),当(2)里个当(2)

.....


hehe :D
 
最初由 *香梦沉酣* 发布
不是狼你个狼,狼你个狼吗:confused:
对对对,这个耳熟!
 
最初由 Beleriand 发布


快板倒是不错, 通俗易懂, 比较适合我; 可楼主是文人, 不一定会喜欢这种乡土气息太浓的民间文艺的.

楼主可是 下里巴人,杨春白雪 都会的。

当年还是有名的 J-R NU。。。
 
最初由 *香梦沉酣* 发布
不是狼你个狼,狼你个狼吗:confused:

这个是“老板娘,怪模样” 吧?:D
 
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