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楼主拿钱来，俺赢了...
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哈哈，拿钱来吧
俩人虽说谁也没选上，但马洪尼的票比方谭还是多一点:blowzy:
“满天风雪一片白，躲债7天回家来。。。”
昨晚三更半夜就听有人砸门要债。今早一睁眼，扒门缝一瞧，好家伙，债主堵着门口催讨。又恰逢年关。没法，只好从后门溜走。现在我深深理解扬白劳躲债的辛酸。嗨，这年头，想喝盐卤都没处找。昨晚在凯思的竞选办公室大家聚会到午夜二点才回家。
正如我分析的，保守党占了天时和人和，打了个翻身仗。把自由党轰下台。小马当了替罪羊。但是，凯思不幸输在地利上。昨晚我才知道，渥汰华中区的同性恋和有同性恋倾向者占14％－18%。凯思在这点上为保守党背了黑锅。连累着我也输个精光。不过，我还是为保守党高兴。我是赢了战役，丢了山头。赢了团体赛，输了单打冠军。我的两注赌都输光了。痛快。欠债还钱。只是我是个计算计盲，更是CFC盲。不知道如何转钱给小傻和@l―J@。等我学会了，或那位大侠指点一下。有人建议我按两人现有CFC钱的比例分配。我琢麽着那不是富人越富，穷人更穷了。还是一人一半吧。650/2正好每人325。
本来想聊聊选举结果和感想。但是有朋自美国来。为了不怠慢朋友，只好以后再聊了。我把我今天在我们讲演俱乐部（Toastmaster Club）作的英文祝酒词（Toast)抄录如下，与大家分享。讲演大师（Toastmaster）出的题目是： 冬天（Winter）
(The Theme for today’s meeting is - Winter)
(All stand) Thank you Toastmaster, fellow masters, and welcome guests.
People like to say winter is boring, dark, cold, non-productive…except for these who love winter sports.
However, I would say this winter is exciting, bright, hot, and very interesting.
I think you know I am talking about the election results. We have a new Conservative government (although a minority one). Steven Harper convinced people that he is an ordinary person, not a devil, not a monster. He needs to prove further he has talent and political skills to lead Canada to a higher level. After 12 year on power, Liberals cross the floor to move to the seats for the opposition party.Hope Liberal will learn the lesson and regroup. NDP must be very happy. Olivia Chow realized the Hillary Clinton’s campaign strategy “Buy one get one free”. A couple in the Parliament second times in history is a really tough life. I suggest build a single house for the two on the Parliament hill back yard to make their life smooth. The Green Party got 4.5% popular vote, but still be told “sorry, no seat available”. I think they should change the name into Green Tea Party to attract more tea drinkers from the coffee drinker campus.
Well， forgot to mention one person is also very happy, American Ambassador David Wilkins, smiling from left to right. He loves skating in the Canal. He said Ottawa’s winter is fantastic, and he would invite half of the states to come to try in the Canal.
I like to make a toast for the Canada future. Wish the best for Canada. Cheers.
（还是老规矩，我提供中文翻译。如有出入，以英文原文为准:blowzy:）。
女士们，先生们，人们常常抱怨冬天很无聊，充满了黑暗，寒冷。无所事事。但是我要说今年的冬天充满了激情，到处是光明，生机盎然，又妙趣横生。我当然要讲昨天联邦大选的的结果。我们选出了以保守党为首的新的政府（尽管是个少数政府）。史蒂文 哈勃终于让人们相信他是个普通人，不是像自由党妖魔化成锯齿僚牙式的怪兽。下一步，他要显示他的管理才能和政治智慧。能使加拿大的政治和经济更上一层楼。
经过了12年的集权和腐败，自由党从执政党一边被人赶到的了反对党一边. 希望自由党能吸取教训，东山再起。
NDP是个大赢家。邹智慧实现了希拉里 克林顿的竞选口号：买一送一。为照顾他们的夫妻生活，我建议在国会山庄旁边给他们夫妇建一座别墅，以保证政治家庭生活两不误。
可怜的绿党尽管得了4.5％的选票，可还是面对残酷的现实：票以售光，一席难求。我看绿党应该改名为“绿茶党”，免费提供茶水，能吸引像我这样喝咖啡的人的选票。
最后还有一个人和我一样很爱渥汰华的冬天。那就是美利坚驻加拿大的大使大尉 魏肯斯先生，听到选举的结果，嘴都乐歪了。他对在运河上滑冰着了迷。他说“渥汰华的冬天真是太棒了。我要邀请半个美国的人（1.5亿？）都来渥汰华的运河试试他们的溜冰技术。”
最后我提议为了加拿大的美好前景，干杯！
