Old GG quotes - classic
Background info: Lorelai - mom, Rory - daugher, Emily - grandma, Richard - grandpa, Michel - Lorelai's co-worker
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Lorelai: Aren't baby shower balloons supposed to reflect the sex of the baby? Blue for boys, pink for girls.
Rory: You would think.
Lorelai: What's green for, aliens?
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Rory: So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?
Lorelai: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert... again.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.
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Lorelai: "Make a wish."
Michel: "Get away from me."
Lorelai: "Aw, you're not supposed to say it out loud."
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Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
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"I used to make this all the time for you when you were a little girl." - Emily.
"You did?" - Lorelai.
"Yes. Whenever you got sick I made this." - Emily.
"You're sure it wasn't the other way around?" - Lorelai.
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LORELAI: Hey, donuts please.
BOY 1: We were here first!
LORELAI: On the planet?
BOY 1: Huh?
LORELAI: You lose.