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[goodmemory]

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[amour]

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[笑言]

Forget Rednecks... ​

​

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
to say about Canadians:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

September through May,

You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If someone in a Home Depot store ​

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, ​

You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation ​

With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere ​

South of ​

​

​

Detroit for the weekend, ​

You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you measure distance in hours, ​

You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you know several people ​

Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' ​

In the same day and back again,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow ​

During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you install security lights on your house and garage, ​

But leave both unlocked,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you carry jumper cables in your car ​

And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you design your kid's Halloween costume ​

To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- ​

You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If driving is better in the winter ​

Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada .​

If you know all 4 seasons: ​

Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in ​

​

​

Canada . ​

(this is my favourite, because how true) ​

​

If you have more miles

On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in ​

​

Canada . ​

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', ​

You may live in ​

​

​

Canada . ​

If you actually understand these jokes, ​

and forward them to all
your friends,​

​

you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. ​

​

 

[笑言]

3只鸡3天下3个蛋，请问，9只鸡9天下几个蛋？

 

[heureux]

3只鸡3天下3个蛋，请问，9只鸡9天下几个蛋？

0

因为 9只小鸡压根儿下不了蛋

 

[ccc]

0

因为 9只小鸡压根儿下不了蛋

是老鸡，都过了更年期了。

 

[heureux]

是老鸡，都过了更年期了。

这不还是 0 嘛

 

[welcomebo]

27 个 蛋 阿.. 哈哈

 

[Mike教练]

27 个 蛋 阿.. 哈哈

加声望

 

[京华倦客]

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation ​

With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in ​

Canada .

这个还有那个4 seasons都让我lol了。。。
​

 

[Flood]

回來了

 

[Show Girl]

27 eggs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`wow...that's a lot!

 

[他乡客]

弦动我心

http://besgold.com/html/69/t-143869.html

 

[笑言]

日本厕所：
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