刚才我在吃晚饭的时候看见极度搞笑的视频，大呼过瘾

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那我怎么做~~~~~~~~~~~~~

哈哈~~~~~~~~~刚刚想起来一个好玩儿的~~~~~~~~~~~

我原来问过我的一个同学，她是个漂亮可爱的MM，我问她：“你想过去当尼姑么？”

她说：“哼，除非天下男人都死光了”。

当时给我笑得~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈~~~~~~

现在尼姑待遇可好了，本科以下学历都没人要

 

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现在尼姑待遇可好了，本科以下学历都没人要

爱情比钱好~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

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爱情比钱好~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

好想谈恋爱 半成年是不是障碍
要的还不来 不要的却走不开
耳机分给你 收集买给你 我最好的全给你
心分租给你 爱独卖给你 最优的我都给你
:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

 

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好想谈恋爱 半成年是不是障碍
要的还不来 不要的却走不开
耳机分给你 收集买给你 我最好的全给你
心分租给你 爱独卖给你 最优的我都给你
:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

SO??????????????????????????????????

 

[桃乐丝]

SO??????????????????????????????????

what??????????????????????????????????????

 

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SO?????????????????????????????????????

what??????????????????????????????????????

 

[桃乐丝]

SO?????????????????????????????????????

what???????????????????????????????????:flaming::flaming:

 

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what???????????????????????????????????:flaming::flaming:

 

[桃乐丝]

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

 

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:smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin:

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

 

[桃乐丝]

:smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin::smokin:

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

 

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:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: