作了一首英文诗（内有名湿数首，慎入）

[咬鹅]

Use Goose
By Robin King

Goose,Goose,Goose，
Bend Dick To Sky Sing。
White Hair Flow Green Water，
Red Hand Massage Clean Breast。


欢迎点评

 

[哭酷]

鹅兄~能用你的才华帮我翻译一下吗?


木兰词
鸡鸡复鸡鸡，木兰裆裤湿，不闻吱呜声，惟闻女喘息。
问女何所湿？问男何所溢？女亦无所湿，男亦无所溢。
昨夜看Ａ片，女优大点 ；影带十二卷，卷卷有爷名。
阿爷无老二，木兰无长胸，愿为穿皮甲，从此被人征。
东市买香肠，西市买黄瓜，南市买蜡烛，北市买皮鞭。
朝辞六条通，暮宿华西街；不闻爷儿叫春声，但闻床上男女爽歪歪。
旦着水手服，暮穿护士装；不闻爷儿叫女声，但见金丝胡妓嘿咻咻。
万次吞戎鸡，张腿爽若飞，极乐按摩棒，奴隶战女王。
将军战百次，壮士十来回，归来皇帝睡，天子骑明堂。
连续十二爽，赏赐百千男，可汗问所欲，木兰想要上牛郎。
愿借猛驼千里骑，送我上天堂。
爷儿闻女来，出门喷豆浆，阿姐闻妹来，当户理戎装。
小弟闻姐来，磨枪霍霍上猪羊。
开我小阴唇，尝你乾坤棒，脱我小夜衣，着我护士装。
当初是女王，如今美娇娘，出门看伙伴，伙伴皆惊惶。
同战十二载，不知木兰变态狂。
改成同床十二载，不知木兰是女郎
公狗 歪歪，母狗腿开开，两犬傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？

 

[情义我心知]

鹅兄~能用你的才华帮我翻译一下吗?


木兰词
鸡鸡复鸡鸡，木兰裆裤湿，不闻吱呜声，惟闻女喘息。
问女何所湿？问男何所溢？女亦无所湿，男亦无所溢。
昨夜看Ａ片，女优大点 ；影带十二卷，卷卷有爷名。
阿爷无老二，木兰无长胸，愿为穿皮甲，从此被人征。
东市买香肠，西市买黄瓜，南市买蜡烛，北市买皮鞭。
朝辞六条通，暮宿华西街；不闻爷儿叫春声，但闻床上男女爽歪歪。
旦着水手服，暮穿护士装；不闻爷儿叫女声，但见金丝胡妓嘿咻咻。
万次吞戎鸡，张腿爽若飞，极乐按摩棒，奴隶战女王。
将军战百次，壮士十来回，归来皇帝睡，天子骑明堂。
连续十二爽，赏赐百千男，可汗问所欲，木兰想要上牛郎。
愿借猛驼千里骑，送我上天堂。
爷儿闻女来，出门喷豆浆，阿姐闻妹来，当户理戎装。
小弟闻姐来，磨枪霍霍上猪羊。
开我小阴唇，尝你乾坤棒，脱我小夜衣，着我护士装。
当初是女王，如今美娇娘，出门看伙伴，伙伴皆惊惶。
同战十二载，不知木兰变态狂。
改成同床十二载，不知木兰是女郎
公狗 歪歪，母狗腿开开，两犬傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？

........

 

[雨过留痕]

鹅兄~能用你的才华帮我翻译一下吗?


木兰词
鸡鸡复鸡鸡，木兰裆裤湿，不闻吱呜声，惟闻女喘息。
问女何所湿？问男何所溢？女亦无所湿，男亦无所溢。
昨夜看Ａ片，女优大点 ；影带十二卷，卷卷有爷名。
阿爷无老二，木兰无长胸，愿为穿皮甲，从此被人征。
东市买香肠，西市买黄瓜，南市买蜡烛，北市买皮鞭。
朝辞六条通，暮宿华西街；不闻爷儿叫春声，但闻床上男女爽歪歪。
旦着水手服，暮穿护士装；不闻爷儿叫女声，但见金丝胡妓嘿咻咻。
万次吞戎鸡，张腿爽若飞，极乐按摩棒，奴隶战女王。
将军战百次，壮士十来回，归来皇帝睡，天子骑明堂。
连续十二爽，赏赐百千男，可汗问所欲，木兰想要上牛郎。
愿借猛驼千里骑，送我上天堂。
爷儿闻女来，出门喷豆浆，阿姐闻妹来，当户理戎装。
小弟闻姐来，磨枪霍霍上猪羊。
开我小阴唇，尝你乾坤棒，脱我小夜衣，着我护士装。
当初是女王，如今美娇娘，出门看伙伴，伙伴皆惊惶。
同战十二载，不知木兰变态狂。
改成同床十二载，不知木兰是女郎
公狗 歪歪，母狗腿开开，两犬傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？

The Lily magnolia word
chicken chicken duplicate chicken chicken, the Lily magnolia crotch trousers are wet, did not hear squeek wow the sound, only hears the female respite. Asked female wet for what? Asked male overflows for what? The female also does not have wet, male also does not have overflows. Last night looked at A piece, female superior big spot; The shadow band 12 volumes, the volume have master. Grandpa does not have the second child, the Lily magnolia not long chest, is willing for to put on the skin armor, from this time on is drafted by the person. The east market buys the sausage, the west market buys the cucumber, south the city buys the candle, the north market buys the leather whip. Towards dismisses six to pass, evening sleeps the West China street; Did not hear the master is called the sounds of spring, but heard on the bed the men and women crisp are askew. The day sailor is taking, evening puts on the nurse to install; Did not hear the master is called the female voice, but sees gold thread Hu Jihei siu~siu~. Ten thousand time swallows the Rung chicken, Zhang Tuishuang if flies, extremely happy massages the stick, the slave fights queen. General fights hundred times, the brave soldier ten back and forth, returns emperor to rest, the emperor rides bright hull. 12 is continuously crisp, grants 100000 male, khan asked wants, the Lily magnolia wants cowboy. Is willing to borrow the fierce hunchbacked great distance to ride, delivers on me the heaven. The master heard female comes, to leave the gate to spurt the soybean milk, the elder sister heard the younger sister comes, when household principle military garb. The little brother heard the elder sister comes, to rub on the gun sound of sword the pig sheep. Operates my small lip of vulva, tastes your universe stick, escapes my small night of clothes, wears my nurse to install. Initially was queen, now the beautiful pretty little girl, leaves the gate to look at the partner, the partner all is frightened. With fights 12 years, did not know the Lily magnolia metamorphosis is crazy. Alters to with the bed 12 years, did not know the Lily magnolia is the girl male dog is askew, the bitch leg starts, two dogs approach walk, how distinguishes me is male female?

 

[哭酷]

Silence thinking - Li Bai
Moon light on my bed, yy Snow White on ground.
Erection to focus on moon, impotence to think my town.


这个怎样大家一起研究研究~

 

[Square]

Silence thinking - Li Bai
Moon light on my bed, yy Snow White on ground.
Erection to focus on moon, impotence to think my town.


这个怎样大家一起研究研究~

举头低头翻得太好了...

 

[指着太阳说日]

刚反应过来是三只我的鸟

 

[咬鹅]

木兰得罪谁了

 

[Aeoliao]

人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.


习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

 

[punkren]

Commiseate farmer
by Gentleman Lee

hoe grain fuck at afternoon
sweat fall to soil under grain
who knows food in dish
granule granule all work hard

 

[咬鹅]

punkren，我把你的改成现代诗了

Commiseate farmer
By Suck Goose

Mr. He Chu was fucking in an afternoon with bright and beautiful sunshine,
The sweat flowed all around the ground.
Who is the smoking hot blonde lady on his bed,
Every shot is a powerful 中出し

 

[punkren]

现代诗太野性了。。。



PS:你收的那种铁皮小车TRU打折呢。。说是啥40周年纪念版。。

 

[咬鹅]

现代诗太野性了。。。



PS:你收的那种铁皮小车TRU打折呢。。说是啥40周年纪念版。。

已经不收小车了，最近的兴趣是收集麻美由真的片

 

[青岛小哥]

the king of sky covered ground tiger, the tower killed river monsters．

 

[青岛小哥]

mo ha mo ha