I wasn't going to leave a comment until I read the line about you getting the CRTC involved because the super tried to do a nice thing for the renters.
Chris, when you were a youngster in school, and someone tried to peak at your test, were you the guy who blocked him with your shoulder so he couldn't see?
I think I met you quite a few summers ago, let me explain....
My wife & I were taking the boat to NF (the 13 hour one). I heard an announcement on the intercom saying the afternoon movie "The Fugitive" was about to begin.
So I quickly hurried myself to get to the ship's theatre, but I was a few minutes late.
You see, the staff had already collected the $5 from each person, they started the film and they left. I arrived about 2 minutes after the movie started and slipped in the door which was slightly ajar. (All the lights were off, and there were about 40 people quitting watching the movie.
So as I quietly entered the theatre, just as I was about to sit down, this young "mid 20" gentleman leaped out of his seat, ran over to the back door where I entered, and anxiously asked me "um, er, did you pay to get in?" He had such a "matter of fact and official tone.
I politely asked him "Do you work here?" and he turned a slight shade of red, and said "Um, no I don't"
So then I politely told him to go fuck himself, walked by him (giving him a nudge with my shoulder and sat down to enjoy the movie.
That was you wasn’t it Chris Nolan? It was in August.
You see friends, the fellow I described on the ship suffers from the same ailment that Chris Nolan suffers from; I have coined a phrase for this illness, I call it the "Life's not fair-boo-hoo-fucking-hoo-syndrome"
This disease affects about 3 people per every 10, and this is one reason why our society is so fucked up, because skid marks like these whine and cry anytime someone gets a break, and believe it is society’s responsibility to make everything equal.
The "life's not fair" crowd are almost always hardcore liberal, and there is a high correlation between them and extreme minded born again Christians.
I hate bringing religion and politics into the mix, but it is a startling observation I have made many years ago.
So let's do a quick recap of the life's not fair boo hoo fucking hoo crowd"
they are:
1) Normally Liberal
2) Often (but not always) hardcore Born Again Christians, &
3) Have extremely small penises.
I hate guys like you Chris, guys like you always poke your nose where it doesn’t belong, and try to make "guys like me" life miserable.
Let me tell you something....
1) Life's not fair, it never was, it never will be, get fucking used to it.
2) Instead of trying to be the perfect idealist, consider mixing some realism into your outlook on life, use the special thought process you have called "discretion". And carefully think things through.
You're probably not a bad guy by any ,means, as long as you get to play the Sheriff’s role, but you're judgmental as all fuck, and I mean, where do you get off?
Have you ever:
1) Cheated on your taxes?
2) Cheated on your wife?
3) Jerked off?
4) Ran a red light at 4am when nobody was around?
5) Driven above the posted speed limit?
6) Used or made an illegal copy of software, music, and video?
7) Scammed your insurance company when you had the opportunity?
8) threw a piece of litter in the street?
9) Dumped anything illegally?
If you answer no to every question, then you sir are a saint and worthy to be the judgmental fuck that you are, and please accept a heartfelt apology from me.
But if you answered no to any, then you know what?
FUCK OFF!
You double standard, hypocritical, putting your nose where it doesn’t belong, judgmental fuck, how dare you?
It's alright for all the elected govt fucks to steal our money and funnel it all off shore to their jersey accounts (that’s how the bloc Quebecois do it btw)
But let some poor working stiff by a copy of Narnia for $5, and Captain Chris Nolan is right fucking there to the rescue to protect society of the evil doers, and make sure everything is fair.
Because if Nolan has to pay $26.88 + tax for his DVD, then everyone else should pay the same.
Is that it? Do I have it pretty much summed up?
I know you have a small penis Chris; you don’t have to keep proving it.
The title of your blog should say:
“Welcome to Chris Nolan’s site, I’m a fucking small minded, petty knob who thinks the world should be fair to everyone, but it isn’t, so I try to be an annoying fuck whenever I can., and I have an extremely small penis”
You sir are a poor excuse for a human being, a walking, talking numb nuts that does nothing to help society, other than to cry and bitch, and moan about trivial matters that mean fuck all in the big picture. Enjoy your middle class lifestyle, your family and your life and stop being a fuckhead, life is too short.
Wait until you face cancer head on, beat the odds, or lose someone very dear to you, and then come cry to me about some $5 movie that doesn’t affect you.
I'm not saying piracy is right, how could I? But I'm not about to wish bad luck onto my neighbors, brothers and friends who try to catch a break, and save some money.
I don't share your vengeful, "make them pay, punish them good" mentality, because I'm not a small minded fuck like you.
The sad part is nothing I or anyone says to you will make a dent, you will continue to be a dick your entire life, unfortunately you will probably raise your kids the same way, and the cycle perpetuates itself once again.
In closing I would just like to say you really are a dick, and you would do us all a favor if you just kicked yourself in the nuts.
zumizz 最后编辑于 2009-02-07 10:10:17
