讲笑话盖房子加声望

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Circle Of Life
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

 

[appledriver]

前些天，在国会山看过了军乐表演后，带女儿去旁边的公园转转，看到很多牌子都是英法双语。走到接近河道的时候，路的一边是很陡的入河口，用铁栅栏拦着，铁栅栏外还竖着一块牌子，写着Danger什么的。
我说：”咦，这个牌子怎么只有英文，没有法文？“　
女儿在旁边接道：“They wanna get rid of French people".
当场笑倒......

 

[PP39]

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