周末了，转个笑话，祝大家周末愉快

[猫咪快跑]

这么重要的场合，女人怎么可能两天穿同一件衣服呢
俺上班的时候都尽量一个星期每天穿不同的即使衣服不够穿了，俺也隔两天再穿同样滴:blowzy::blowzy:

可是小三也穿了呢？the rehearsal dinner 很可能就穿去了呀

 

[wiiwii]

这么重要的场合，女人怎么可能两天穿同一件衣服呢
俺上班的时候都尽量一个星期每天穿不同的即使衣服不够穿了，俺也隔两天再穿同样滴:blowzy::blowzy:

再抬杠啊，如果第二天小三穿一样的，也不是把前一天的妈妈比下去了吗？客人会不会想她是故意要显摆呢？:blowzy:

 

[Ode to Joy]

再抬杠啊，如果第二天小三穿一样的，也不是把前一天的妈妈比下去了吗？客人会不会想她是故意要显摆呢？:blowzy:

小三不是说了吗:"I look like a million bucks in this dress".
你想都跟人撞衫啦,还有什么好显摆的

 

[山清水秀]

oh,我以前看人rehearsal的时候，全部用一样的，原来是白痴啊:blowzy:

first, it's rehearsal dinner, not rehearsal. they are different.

second, people usually don't dress up for rehearsal. so you are kind of right.

 

[wiiwii]

小三不是说了吗:"I look like a million bucks in this dress".
你想都跟人撞衫啦,还有什么好显摆的

撞衫就要比谁穿的更漂亮啊，所以我不理解那妈妈的逻辑。

 

[猫咪快跑]

男人不理解的

撞衫就要比谁穿的更漂亮啊，所以我不理解那妈妈的逻辑。

 

[wiiwii]

男人不理解的

:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:

 

[Ode to Joy]

撞衫就要比谁穿的更漂亮啊，所以我不理解那妈妈的逻辑。

撞衫对明星来说是很忌讳的吧,你看奥斯卡,金球奖典礼时,如果头一天有哪位女星穿了,第二天会有人穿同样的吗?

看来你不了解女人心理啊

 

[9981]

兄弟， 你就别争了， 我实在无话可说了.

You make me a great weekend already：－）.

 

[OCAC]

再给大家贴一个笑话，这个18+的。

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was
A female brain cell which,
By mistake, happened
To end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously
Because it was all empty
And quiet.

'Hello?'
She cried, but no answer.

'Is there anyone here?'
She cried a little louder,
But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell
Started to feel alone and scared.
So she yelled at the top
Of her voice,

'HELLO,
IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'

Then she heard a faint voice
From far, far away....


'We're down here ....'

 

[Ode to Joy]

撞衫对明星来说是很忌讳的吧,你看奥斯卡,金球奖典礼时,如果头一天有哪位女星穿了,第二天会有人穿同样的吗?

看来你不了解女人心理啊

女人要多就是那种万众瞩目下唯伊人的感觉

 

[冷笑六声]

男人不理解的

他咋能算男人呢？:flaming::flaming::flaming:




最多也就一男娃！

 

[猫咪快跑]

男人的脑袋原来都是空的。。。。。。

再给大家贴一个笑话，这个18+的。

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was
A female brain cell which,
By mistake, happened
To end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously
Because it was all empty
And quiet.

'Hello?'
She cried, but no answer.

'Is there anyone here?'
She cried a little louder,
But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell
Started to feel alone and scared.
So she yelled at the top
Of her voice,

'HELLO,
IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'

Then she heard a faint voice
From far, far away....

 

[wiiwii]

撞衫对明星来说是很忌讳的吧,你看奥斯卡,金球奖典礼时,如果头一天有哪位女星穿了,第二天会有人穿同样的吗?

看来你不了解女人心理啊

看来是啊，我以为漂亮的会根本不在乎丑的穿啥呢。
原来拼的是谁先穿:blowzy::blowzy::blowzy:
可是她们也不是明星啊

 

[猫咪快跑]

wiiwii有了孩子了，就算男人了

他咋能算男人呢？:flaming::flaming::flaming:




最多也就一男娃！