特蕾莎.梅 在中国谈贸易 (英式诙谐)

[ccei]

我点了那个令克也没找到。

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ColinCaserole
2d ago
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My contacts have given me this exclusive snippet from Theresa's discussions on trade in Beijing:

Tezza: "Putting aside the human rights issue, I'd like to talk about a trade agreement between our two great countries."

Xi: "Trade agreement? OK, Mrs May; we sell you clothes, TVs, electronics, phones, power stations, garlic, honey, milk, kitchenware, car parts, tyres, steel, electrical substations, computers, paper, shoes, railway sleepers, clocks, watches, white goods, lighting, beds, sofas, chairs, power tools, hand tools, pens, pencils, rubbers, rubber johnnies, medicines, salt, pepper... and you give us? What?"

Tezza: "Well, we think you're really going to like our Cornish pasties."

 

[soybean]

照这意思跟鸦片战争前很像啊……都是对英国巨额顺差，英国使劲儿买中国的东西，中国啥都不买

 

[Teddy]

小金人还不错
改日买两辆，一辆自己开，一辆放大街上共享

我买不起。


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[uglyducking]

照这意思跟鸦片战争前很像啊……都是对英国巨额顺差，英国使劲儿买中国的东西，中国啥都不买

 

[向问天]

并不是你想的那样

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ColinCaserole
2d ago
7677
My contacts have given me this exclusive snippet from Theresa's discussions on trade in Beijing:

Tezza: "Putting aside the human rights issue, I'd like to talk about a trade agreement between our two great countries."

Xi: "Trade agreement? OK, Mrs May; we sell you clothes, TVs, electronics, phones, power stations, garlic, honey, milk, kitchenware, car parts, tyres, steel, electrical substations, computers, paper, shoes, railway sleepers, clocks, watches, white goods, lighting, beds, sofas, chairs, power tools, hand tools, pens, pencils, rubbers, rubber johnnies, medicines, salt, pepper... and you give us? What?"

Tezza: "Well, we think you're really going to like our Cornish pasties."

 

[ccei]

并不是你想的那样

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的确，是我想当然了。 没考虑对卫报网络界面不熟悉的朋友。对此给大家道歉。 你其实已经几乎到达，click Ordered by drop menu, select "Recommendations".

 

[ottawa_tj]

就看见橡胶（rubber ）johnnies了。

英国人一点都不诙谐。。。

 

[ccei]

就看见橡胶（rubber ）johnnies了。

英国人一点都不诙谐。。。

靠，见淫见痔。眼够尖的。

 

[ottawa_tj]

靠，见淫见痔。眼够尖的。

以为rubber johnnies是另外的意思呢？一查才知道，就是避孕套！

 

[zeus190]

英国人买个几万吨大麻回去，不然军舰开进泰晤士河。
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintchdbpict000357654847.jpg?strip=all&w=960
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4597791/chinese-warships-thames-canary-wharf-goodwill-tour/