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1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
2. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, alone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
10. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was Quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no,Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or Were we shot down?"
18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, " Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."
20. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
2. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, alone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
10. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was Quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no,Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or Were we shot down?"
18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on the horn, " Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."
20. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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AA
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful
Aer Lingus
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
Aeroflot
An Exciting Russian Offer For Lashings Of Terror
AI
Allah Informed
Air France
Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience
Air Chance
Air India
After I Return I'll never Do It Again
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
Alaska
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines
Agony Airlines
Alia
Always Late In Arriving
Alitalia
Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Alaska
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
ANSETT
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
ATA
All Times Approximate
Armourous Tits & Ass
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
Bad Attitude
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
Back Every Afternoon
Best Ever Airline
Been Ere Already
BNWA
Bankrupt Next Week - Again!
Bobs Not Winning Again
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Bend Over Again Christine
British Organisation; Another Calamity
Better On A Camel
Better Organised After Christmas
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Base Over Apex Corp
Britian's Only Airborne Circus
British Oozing Artificial Charm
British Overdue Airlines Corporation
Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC
China Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Don't Ever Land There Again
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Dazed Executives Leading This Airline
Doing Everything Less Than Average
Damm - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta
Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive
DHL
Damaged, Hidden or Lost
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
Don't Have Lunch
Desperately Hopelessly Lost
EAA
Even Apes Aviate
El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
Garuda
Good And Reliable Until Departure Announced
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL
Journey Always Late
JAT
Just Any Time
Joke About Time
JMC
Just Might Crash
Just More Crap
KLM
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
Keep Looking Mother
Kiss on Lips & Mouth
Kleine Lonen Maatschappij - in Dutch - "small wages company"
LAN
Lost Airplanes Network
Liat
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Luggage In Any Terminal
Lot
Landing On Templehof (In the early '80 few planes from LOT were hijacked to the West Berlin and almost always landed at Templehof airfield.)
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
Merpati
Miserable experience. Routinely pilots are totally incompetent
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Monarch
Most Orgasmic Nymphos Are Routinely Carried home
NAC
Not A Clue
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
PIA
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Prayers In the Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah
PSA
Paul's Saturday Airline
PWA
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Queer and Nasty, Try Another Service
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Ryanair
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
SAA
Serious African Agro
Suffering Africa Again
Sad Act Airline
Satan's Aviating Angels
Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
Send All Baggage Everywhere Never Arriving
Select A Better European National Airline
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS
Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex Always Supplied
Same As Sabena
Such A S***
SATA
Sempre Anda Tanto Atrasada. (Portugese for "It always flights with large delay")
Saudia
Sudden Arrivals Unannounced Departures Inshallah Airlines
SIA
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Song
Same Old Nasty Girls
Swiss
So What Its Still Swissair
Swissair
Stewardesses With Instant Sucking Services Available In Rear
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy / Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA
Take A/C Anywhere
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Tem Atraso Permanente. (Portugese for "It is permanently late")
THY
They Hate You
TNT
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Thieves, Whores & Alcoholics
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With Arabs
Travel With Alcohol
Try Walking Across
Tits Women & Ass
Try With Another
United
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually No Injuries - Though Everybody Dies
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Underwater Seats Available In Rear
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend
Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland
Virgin
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful
Aer Lingus
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
Aeroflot
An Exciting Russian Offer For Lashings Of Terror
AI
Allah Informed
Air France
Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience
Air Chance
Air India
After I Return I'll never Do It Again
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
Alaska
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines
Agony Airlines
Alia
Always Late In Arriving
Alitalia
Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Alaska
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
ANSETT
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
ATA
All Times Approximate
Armourous Tits & Ass
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
Bad Attitude
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
Back Every Afternoon
Best Ever Airline
Been Ere Already
BNWA
Bankrupt Next Week - Again!
Bobs Not Winning Again
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Bend Over Again Christine
British Organisation; Another Calamity
Better On A Camel
Better Organised After Christmas
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Base Over Apex Corp
Britian's Only Airborne Circus
British Oozing Artificial Charm
British Overdue Airlines Corporation
Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC
China Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Don't Ever Land There Again
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise?
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Dazed Executives Leading This Airline
Doing Everything Less Than Average
Damm - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta
Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive
DHL
Damaged, Hidden or Lost
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
Don't Have Lunch
Desperately Hopelessly Lost
EAA
Even Apes Aviate
El Al
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
Garuda
Good And Reliable Until Departure Announced
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL
Journey Always Late
JAT
Just Any Time
Joke About Time
JMC
Just Might Crash
Just More Crap
KLM
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
Keep Looking Mother
Kiss on Lips & Mouth
Kleine Lonen Maatschappij - in Dutch - "small wages company"
LAN
Lost Airplanes Network
Liat
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Luggage In Any Terminal
Lot
Landing On Templehof (In the early '80 few planes from LOT were hijacked to the West Berlin and almost always landed at Templehof airfield.)
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
Merpati
Miserable experience. Routinely pilots are totally incompetent
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Monarch
Most Orgasmic Nymphos Are Routinely Carried home
NAC
Not A Clue
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
PIA
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Prayers In the Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah
PSA
Paul's Saturday Airline
PWA
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Queer and Nasty, Try Another Service
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Ryanair
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
SAA
Serious African Agro
Suffering Africa Again
Sad Act Airline
Satan's Aviating Angels
Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
Send All Baggage Everywhere Never Arriving
Select A Better European National Airline
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS
Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex Always Supplied
Same As Sabena
Such A S***
SATA
Sempre Anda Tanto Atrasada. (Portugese for "It always flights with large delay")
Saudia
Sudden Arrivals Unannounced Departures Inshallah Airlines
SIA
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Song
Same Old Nasty Girls
Swiss
So What Its Still Swissair
Swissair
Stewardesses With Instant Sucking Services Available In Rear
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy / Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA
Take A/C Anywhere
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Tem Atraso Permanente. (Portugese for "It is permanently late")
THY
They Hate You
TNT
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Thieves, Whores & Alcoholics
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With Arabs
Travel With Alcohol
Try Walking Across
Tits Women & Ass
Try With Another
United
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually No Injuries - Though Everybody Dies
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
Underwater Seats Available In Rear
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend
Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland
Virgin
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
