英语一日一学

[向问天]

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The Whole Truth
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"

2012-11-25

 

[uglyducking]

楼主是夕饿饿马甲

 

[TIFF]

楼主这么写标题，有点邪恶。


A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

[TIFF]

楼主是夕饿饿马甲

灌同样的水时间长了，潜移默化，互相影响，马甲们都象XDJM了。

 

[小 篆]

老向当起英语老师来啦？

是不是最近很有感触，觉得你的whole truth 被人知道了啊？

 

[向问天]

楼主是夕饿饿马甲

Who is 夕饿饿?

 

[向问天]

楼主这么写标题，有点邪恶。


A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Good story, but Tell Me Why 标题，有点邪恶.

 

[向问天]

老向,"I know the whole truth."

行， 给你20刀，请查收

 

[小 篆]

行， 给你20刀，请查收

20刀你也拿得出手，真是小家子气不改啊。

 

[向问天]

20刀你也拿得出手，真是小家子气不改啊。

不是我小气，是你知道的那事只值20刀。

 

[加国梦游]

行， 给你20刀，请查收

我也知道你的秘密。。。。

40刀。。。。

 

[小 篆]

不是我小气，是你知道的那事只值20刀。

真的？那我还你20刀另外再多给你20刀，然后我就开始广播了啊？

 

[小 篆]

我也知道。。。。

40刀。。。。

大家快来排队，反正老向有10万以上的封口费备用呢。

 

[向问天]

真的？那我还你20刀另外再多给你20刀，然后我就开始广播了啊？

你在出卖你的诚信。你的诚信就只值20刀？

 

[向问天]

我也知道你的秘密。。。。

40刀。。。。

你太贪了。不好意思，不能给钱。