Chinese man tries to board plane with pet turtle disguised as hamburger

哈哈哈镜

我本将心向明镜, 奈何明镜是哈哈哈镜
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The South China Morning Post has a pretty awesome story about a man who decided to smuggle his pet turtle through customs by hiding it in a KFC hamburger container and between two slices of a bread bun. Yes, really.
The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few “odd protrusions” sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag.
Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li’s luggage.
“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” Li reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.”
That’s some Looney Tunes shit right there if I’ve ever seen it. It’s actually pretty brilliant, if you think about it, because you can tell he truly loved that turtle enough to put it through not just potential turtle-harm but also intense turtle-embarrassment, too.
 
哈哈哈哈, 太cute了
 
想不出来,这也能混过去! 以为机场保安都是 Riven 啊? :p
 
这方式我差点用了, 我的更经典, 装进三角裤头里,
后来想想, 19个小时呢, 怕装不下场就拉倒了:dx: 我是超级喜欢乌龟王八什么的。因为好玩, 逗人开心。
 
这方式我差点用了, 我的更经典, 装进三角裤头里,
后来想想, 19个小时呢, 怕装不下场就拉倒了:dx: 我是超级喜欢乌龟王八什么的。因为好玩, 逗人开心。
不怕俩龟头打架?
 
不怕俩龟头打架?
怕才没那么干,

想想19个小时, 在内裤里万一冲动起来, 那就是惊天爆炸性的新闻了。 考虑再三别那样了, 呵呵。

实际上放哪儿是最不能检查出来的。
 
怕才没那么干,

想想19个小时, 在内裤里万一冲动起来, 那就是惊天爆炸性的新闻了。 考虑再三别那样了, 呵呵。

实际上放哪儿是最不能检查出来的。


你那里得有个坑才能放进去这么大的物件吧?
 
小乌龟一般跟蛋差不了多少, 绑在杆子下面估计就成, 不过就怕不老实, 横冲直撞。


这个设计的难点是怎么保持杆子19小时的硬度。
 
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