这才叫真正的不给面子

[miaomiao2012]

好好好， 孩子我承认我错 了

你说错了就错了啊，不行，呵呵，没两斤二锅头和米果子休想让我原谅你

 

[uglyducking]

讲辈分，还是这个笑话给力。

Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

 

[木思林]

你说错了就错了啊，不行，呵呵，没两斤二锅头和米果子休想让我原谅你

降低点要求，成大哥把“金钱: 15,835”都给你，原谅他吧。

 

[Everflying.cheng]

降低点要求，成大哥把“金钱: 15,835”都给你，原谅他吧。

我在斗地主:blowzy:

 

[TIFF]

讲辈分，还是这个笑话给力。

Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

 

[TIFF]

小鸭子，再多贴几个这么给力的，笑死我了。

 

[猫咪快跑]

本来就晕，以为看个笑话能精神一点儿，结果更晕了

讲辈分，还是这个笑话给力。

Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

 

[ccc]

村长， 你的加油站在哪里？ 我汽车去加油。。。

You even don't drive la, I know.

 

[ccc]

问个问题， 村长，您要是那男的，是去买块豆腐呢，还是买把刀子？

这视频，我还没有看呢。哈哈

 

[Everflying.cheng]

You even don't drive la, I know.

That is wrong

 

[木思林]

That is wrong

大哥，坐公共汽车拎桶汽油是非法的，别怪兄弟没告诉你，否则你的28日机票就作废了。

 

[Everflying.cheng]

大哥，坐公共汽车拎桶汽油是非法的，别怪兄弟没告诉你，否则你的28日机票就作废了。

你看车去， 我加你的汽车里， 是合法的， 呵呵

 

[第N个马甲]

i don't understand why the psychiatrist said ' move over'? what's the point?

 

[第N个马甲]

我不会嘲笑这个帅哥，我倒觉得那个女的是冷血动物。

我说的是那个EVERFLY。。。他嘲笑‘年轻的时候为我寻死觅活的那些女孩子真傻’。。。

 

[Ayin_Ottawa]

前戏没有做好，后果很严重。