男人， 请睡前看下你身边的女人。

[mimi_ge]

deflowers' Expert!~~~~ big butterfly

老成，esl女老师教你采花大盗“deflower's expert”，真是够棒的。

 

[Everflying.cheng]

老成，esl女老师教你采花大盗“deflower's expert”，真是够棒的。

that's chinglish generated by me.

 

[Rockman]

石男大哥人老心不老，有种骨子里的风骚。

"靡靡哥":

俺啥时 成老男 了？

 

[Everflying.cheng]

OMG. deflower is vt. 使(女子)失去童贞. England has this word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mimi_ge]

"靡靡哥":



俺啥时 成老男 了？

你不是77级的吗？

儿子都上ou了。

我们这儿都是80后。

 

[Everflying.cheng]

"靡靡哥":

俺啥时 成老男 了？

这是我要补充的一点， 你仁兄捷足先登了！！对， 他一直是哥， 啥事老咪男了？

 

[Rockman]

你不是77级的吗？

儿子都上ou了。

我们这儿都是80后。

算是 被你 抓住 摆鬓 了。

我 60' s 啊。

55555555555555555555555

 

[Everflying.cheng]

算是 被你 抓住 摆鬓 了。

我 60' s 啊。

55555555555555555555555

咪咪哥如果详细了， 那真的就跟详细小学生守则一样的， 上当了。 石男哥的照片我见过， 比我还年轻呢

 

[Rockman]

老成啊，

Seriously ask you a question just for in case:

Please tell me that how to convince her and make her cool down if one day a wife come here at 4 am to complain her husband who are not at home with her but is living another place to 包点二奶？

 

[Everflying.cheng]

老成啊，

Seriously ask you a question just for in case:

Please tell me that how to convince her and make her cool down if one day a wife come here at 4 am to complain her husband who are not at home with her but is living another place to 包点二奶？

this time， My wife would go with me, so your worry might not occur at all

 

[Rockman]

this time， My wife would go with me, so your worry might not occur at all

Oh, that's great !

So I do not worry anymore for you at all.


In this way I will not convince her anymore. I will say those words as below to her if any one complain the same :

"If he can 包点二奶, why don't you 包点二 man? "

 

[Everflying.cheng]

Oh, that's great !

So I do not worry anymore for you at all.


In this way I will not convince her anymore. I will say those words as below to her if any one complain the same :

"If he can 包点二奶, why don't you 包点二 man? "

equality rule

 

[mimi_ge]

Oh, that's great !



So I do not worry anymore for you at all.





In this way I will not convince her anymore. I will say those words as below to her if any one complain the same :



"If he can 包点二奶, why don't you 包点二 man? "

那叫“包二爷“北京人常说

也叫”养小狼狗“上海人常说。

 

[Everflying.cheng]

那叫“包二爷“北京人常说

也叫”养小狼狗“上海人常说。

never attention to "lady to man", always attention to "man to lady"

 

[枪在手]

诗，奏是这么创作出来滴。