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小样儿，我还放你五码呢！
被踢得口吐鲜血了还不长记性，笨死了，快去前面对照着那首歌找个办法自我了断吧。
http://bbs.comefromchina.com/7828942-post153.html
没扣扣在还真不行啊， 我现在感觉就像农夫和蛇故事里的农夫。
臭农民，还是你有自知之明，预先就知道自己臭。
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没扣扣在还真不行啊， 我现在感觉就像农夫和蛇故事里的农夫。
臭农民，还是你有自知之明，预先就知道自己臭。
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
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10 Signs Your An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
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The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate.
The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. So, they raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.
Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
So, the authorities release the drunkard as well.
Next is the engineer. He also decides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine when suddenly the engineer shouts, "WAIT!!!… I think the problem is right there where the cable is binding!!!"
The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. So, they raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.
Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck.
So, the authorities release the drunkard as well.
Next is the engineer. He also decides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine when suddenly the engineer shouts, "WAIT!!!… I think the problem is right there where the cable is binding!!!"
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Computer Women
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A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!
B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
C... EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
D... SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
E... INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running.!!!
F... SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
G... MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
H... CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
I... E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
J... VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
2012-11-28
Computer Women
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A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!
B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
C... EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
D... SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
E... INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running.!!!
F... SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
G... MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
H... CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
I... E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
J... VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
2012-11-28
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Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple."
This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny.
He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"
读后感：版主和这老师一样惨啊，遇到Little Jonny这样的，你再炸多少楼删多少贴也挡不住他不吐不快的执着劲啊。
This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny.
He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"
读后感：版主和这老师一样惨啊，遇到Little Jonny这样的，你再炸多少楼删多少贴也挡不住他不吐不快的执着劲啊。
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