英语一日一学

[uglyducking]

放个鸭子上去呀， please。

:blink::blink:

 

[TIFF]

这是鸭子？

 

[TIFF]

来科普一下，教大家认识什么是鸭子。

 

[TIFF]

鸭子去游泳。

 

[uglyducking]

走你。。。。

 

[TIFF]

she has a duck on her back.

 

[uglyducking]

这是鸭子？

小太妹，你这反应。。。。。略慢啊。。。。。:blink::blink::blink:

 

[TIFF]

小太妹，你这反应。。。。。略慢啊。。。。。:blink::blink::blink:

WTH is that on her helmet?

 

[小 篆]

科普：鸭子是怎么让村长鸭梨山大的。

http://www.weibo.com/cqnews
这只威尔士矮脚狗名叫Yogi，它后面随时随地都会跟着两只鸭子。它们不是普通的朋友关系，而是情同父子。因为Yogi恰好在小鸭子出生那一刻从它们面前经过，后来……它就必须负责了。目前才5岁的Yogi就要背负做爸爸的责任，它表示压力很大。

 

[十二少]

就因为路过了一下呀:blowzy:

科普：鸭子是怎么让村长鸭梨山大的。

http://www.weibo.com/cqnews
这只威尔士矮脚狗名叫Yogi，它后面随时随地都会跟着两只鸭子。它们不是普通的朋友关系，而是情同父子。因为Yogi恰好在小鸭子出生那一刻从它们面前经过，后来……它就必须负责了。目前才5岁的Yogi就要背负做爸爸的责任，它表示压力很大。

 

[TIFF]

哈哈，这。。。这是怎么一回事呢？

看来不能随便路过，尤其不能随便路过鸭子的家。

 

[TIFF]

惊天大发现，鸭子是村长的马甲！看他的头像！！！！

 

[菲嬷嬷]

小太妹，你这反应。。。。。略慢啊。。。。。:blink::blink::blink:

 

[向问天]

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Blonde Won This Time
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Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy did we go 'round. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year. . that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I must have won that silly argument.

 

[TIFF]

问答题：

What do you call a blond with a high IQ?