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Got it from a friend as Friday afternoon joke 
Hope you will enjoy it
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
said....
"Clean my house."
Hope you will enjoy it A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
said....
"Clean my house."
I said in the title that this is a female joke, not for you 
How do you know something wrong with me? 
