环球时报英文版刊登文章 建议老外别睡中国处女 引抨击

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  《环球时报》英文版12日发表1篇署名为Amulet Mok的文章《Never sleep with a virgin》,建议在中国的外国人不要「睡处女」,还称「保险套就像女人,有时很烦人,但要上床却离不开它们」,引发众多反对的网友大力抨击,直斥很多媒体英文版充斥着类似的洋垃圾。

  Amulet Mok在文章中说,中国女孩失贞的平均年龄是21.9岁,因此如果你要和1个30岁的处女上床,最好先问自己1个问题:「为什么她居然30岁了还是处女?」而且很快就会发现,他睡的那个中国处女,会变成纠缠不清的情人和跟踪狂。

  他指出,有时1个失贞的女人就像是毒药、就像北京的雾霾。很多外国人打算离开北京,是因为污染问题;Amulet Mok则说:「但我不知道其中有多少人,是因为跟他们上床的女人才打算离开的。」

  他的结论是不要跟处女上床,但如果想这么做,记得使用保险套。

  此文让大陆网友出现正反两极意见,贊成的网友认为女人们不要用处女情结捆绑自己。反对的网友则炮火勐烈,痛斥作者是洋垃圾、无耻;同时还意外引发网友嘲讽,「老外没这个机会睡处女吧,在小学就被校长带去接待领导了!」
 
Never sleep with a virgin
By Amulet Mok
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/780964.shtml#.UZPX_1pzaHs

You ever have that very moment when every single cell of your body was aroused and your body was open for anything? And all of a sudden, the guy just stopped right then and there because he found you lying there like a starfish?

Me too. I had to beg the guy to continue to take my virginity. I wish the ground could open and swallow me up. I was 23 and thought I was too old to be a virgin.

In a country where the majority of men all fancy of taking a girl's virginity to boost their ego, many women were surprised that their virginity freaks out many foreigners.

The average age of losing your virginity in China is 21.9. So if you are going to sleep with a 30-year-old virgin, before you do anything, you have to ask yourself this question, "How on earth did she end up a virgin at 30?"

When it comes to deflowering a virgin over 25 or 30, the potential for a guy to freak out is high.

It is known that many women's first time is an emotional experience, a combination of blood, panic, guilt, pain and tears. And most of the time it is guaranteed to be bad sex. All pain, no orgasm.

Still, many of my foreign friends chose to ignore reality and take the plunge. It is because Chinese women are "smart, sweet and smoking hot," one of my friends explained. Soon he found out that the "smart, sweet and smoking hot Chinese woman in her late 20s" he devirginized turned into a clingy lover and stalker. He freaked out and left her.

The next thing he knew she was ambushing him on his way home, telling all their mutual friends that he "played" her, kicking his door in at midnight and waking up all the neighbors. Another friend had to call the police for a restraining order.

Sometimes a devirginized woman could be as toxic as the smog in Beijing.

We now know many foreigners are planning to leave the capital due to the pollution, but I wonder how many of them are thinking about leaving thanks to the women they bedded.

In a word, never sleep with a virgin. It is more of a headache than anything. Well, you can thank me later. But if you still want to do it, please use a condom.

Condoms are just like women, they can be very annoying sometimes, but you can't have sex without them.
 
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