老师：”你出去！.....“ "主题更改中......."

[一心无住]

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11.一男子的奶奶去世了，留给其一大笔遗产！
男子在读奶奶遗书的时候伤心的哭了！
遗书中写到：“存折在密码箱里，密码箱在保险柜里，保险柜钥匙夹在存折里。”
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钥匙放在里面怎么锁上的呢？

 

[憨豆先生]

 

[哈哈哈镜]

印度口音是这样吗？



问一个印度妞的电话号码，她竟然直接和我说：sex sex sex，oh，free sex tonight！我一愣，心想你也太open了吧。后来我才明白过来，原来她说的是：66603629...「转」

 

[哈哈哈镜]

最后一句亮了


【“猪坚强”后，又见“猪刚强"】还记得08年汶川地震被埋36天获救的那位“猪坚强”吗？昨天13：40左右，在震区宝兴县雪山村，施工人员竟从废墟中挖出两只幸存的猪，此时已是震后第45天！但它们的身材已从二师兄瘦成了大师兄。网友感叹，如果它们是一公一母，那么我又相信爱情了！

 

[哈哈哈镜]

自从换了款包，去大排档喝酒。服务员的态度也好多了

 

[TIFF]

哈哈〜〜这包真给力。

 

[哈哈哈镜]

真是恩爱夫妻啊！！哈哈哈！！！

 

[哈哈哈镜]

真是患难夫妻啊！！哈哈哈！！！

 

[TIFF]

Ronan kept going to the ophthalmic doctor because his eye hurt and the doctor finally discovered his problem. The Doc told him, 'Your eye hurts when you drink tea, so you can't drink tea.'
Ronan stuttered, 'But I love tea.'

guess what the doctor said next?

 

[TIFF]

叫麻油的咋都这么不靠谱？

'Doctor Mayo,' John says, 'Whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right.'
'Then wait for half an hour before getting up,' replies Doctor Mayo conclusively.

 

[哈哈哈镜]

Ronan kept going to the ophthalmic doctor because his eye hurt and the doctor finally discovered his problem. The Doc told him, 'Your eye hurts when you drink tea, so you can't drink tea.'
Ronan stuttered, 'But I love tea.'

guess what the doctor said next?

I am totally lost

 

[哈哈哈镜]

Mechanic v Doctor Story

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'

 

[TIFF]

Mechanic v Doctor Story

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'

haha~~~this is a good one!

 

[Mcqq]

Wow,我得到Mcqq好多支持。谢谢哦。你也发一贴，让我支持支持你吧。

已经笑得没力气发帖哩

 

[哈哈哈镜]

看完军队里怎么玩的？我们的击鼓传花弱暴了。。。。