i am into u

I eat too much :(

This city is freaking boring, absurdly. It’s a city dominated by the government employees, federal, provincial and municipal. Really is that the case? No, Federal Gov’t, only. Do you hear me? Federal! The highest of all.
They have nothing better to do during the day and are fed up with being called to a meeting to discuss the agenda for the next meeting. And they truly feel sorry for it. You know why? Cuz it means that they will miss a few hours flirting, chatting or fighting on CFC.
CFC? What is it? I can’t explain to you. You google it. There must have been threads about the interpretation. Trust me. CFCers think what the whole world cannot think of. In other words, you can find all kinds of information you need, such as weather, soccer, garbage collection, food recipe etc. The list can go on 100 pages. You don’t believe in me? Look, somebody even posted ‘Life is boring!’ Now you see, CFC is saving you big bucks as you don’t need go see a therapist if even you really need to. Why? CFC is not in short of doctors and their advices are genuine. Don’t even blink you eyes or dig your nose buddy . I’m warning you, if you do, bricks are coming!
Ok let’s get to the point.
Gun-in-hand was very pissed that Mimi-Ge hurled his cell phone. But he didn’t dare to speak it out that night cuz mimi-ge was in such a bad shape. Neither dare he talk about it on CFC. Why? Check out mimi-ge’s signature - ‘If I’m not here then who else a.a..a…’. But he truly really wanted to vent it out. He didn’t like the idea to be bothered by negative energy. Therefore he QQHed Uncle 9.
“Can we meet tonight at Crazy Horse?”
“The same place he phoned Rosehip?” Uncle 9 almost pulled his eye out, “No! Absolutely not! What if mimi-ge is there? Umm…Kanata? Not my cup of tea. Can’t you afford the market?”
“Ok ok, how about Fat Tuesdays then?”
“That’s about it. “uncle 9 nodded over the phone, ”Main stream.” he mumbled.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
They met there shortly before 7pm. Gun-in-hand got there first. When uncle 9 arrived, gun-in-hand was surrounded by a group of young women wearing clingy shirts and low-cut jeans with fashionable tears at the knees.
 
This city is freaking boring, absurdly. It’s a city dominated by the government employees, federal, provincial and municipal. Really is that the case? No, Federal Gov’t, only. Do you hear me? Federal! The highest of all.
They have nothing better to do during the day and are fed up with being called to a meeting to discuss the agenda for the next meeting. And they truly feel sorry for it. You know why? Cuz it means that they will miss a few hours flirting, chatting or fighting on CFC.
CFC? What is it? I can’t explain to you. You google it. There must have been threads about the interpretation. Trust me. CFCers think what the whole world cannot think of. In other words, you can find all kinds of information you need, such as weather, soccer, garbage collection, food recipe etc. The list can go on 100 pages. You don’t believe in me? Look, somebody even posted ‘Life is boring!’ Now you see, CFC is saving you big bucks as you don’t need go see a therapist if even you really need to. Why? CFC is not in short of doctors and their advices are genuine. Don’t even blink you eyes or dig your nose buddy . I’m warning you, if you do, bricks are coming!
Ok let’s get to the point.
Gun-in-hand was very pissed that Mimi-Ge hurled his cell phone. But he didn’t dare to speak it out that night cuz mimi-ge was in such a bad shape. Neither dare he talk about it on CFC. Why? Check out mimi-ge’s signature - ‘If I’m not here then who else a.a..a…’. But he truly really wanted to vent it out. He didn’t like the idea to be bothered by negative energy. Therefore he QQHed Uncle 9.
“Can we meet tonight at Crazy Horse?”
“The same place he phoned Rosehip?” Uncle 9 almost pulled his eye out, “No! Absolutely not! What if mimi-ge is there? Umm…Kanata? Not my cup of tea. Can’t you afford the market?”
“Ok ok, how about Fat Tuesdays then?”
“That’s about it. “uncle 9 nodded over the phone, ”Main stream.” he mumbled.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
They met there shortly before 7pm. Gun-in-hand got there first. When uncle 9 arrived, gun-in-hand was surrounded by a group of young women wearing clingy shirts and low-cut jeans with fashionable tears at the knees.

Pretty good and funny! :D:zhichi:
 
This city is freaking boring, absurdly. It’s a city dominated by the government employees, federal, provincial and municipal. Really is that the case? No, Federal Gov’t, only. Do you hear me? Federal! The highest of all.
They have nothing better to do during the day and are fed up with being called to a meeting to discuss the agenda for the next meeting. And they truly feel sorry for it. You know why? Cuz it means that they will miss a few hours flirting, chatting or fighting on CFC.
CFC? What is it? I can’t explain to you. You google it. There must have been threads about the interpretation. Trust me. CFCers think what the whole world cannot think of.:dx: In other words, you can find all kinds of information you need, such as weather, soccer, garbage collection, food recipe etc. The list can go on 100 pages. You don’t believe in me? Look, somebody even posted ‘Life is boring!’ Now you see, CFC is saving you big bucks as you don’t need go see a therapist if even you really need to. Why? CFC is not in short of doctors and their advices are genuine. Don’t even blink you eyes or dig your nose buddy . I’m warning you, if you do, bricks are coming!
Ok let’s get to the point.
Gun-in-hand was very pissed that Mimi-Ge hurled his cell phone. But he didn’t dare to speak it out that night cuz mimi-ge was in such a bad shape. Neither dare he talk about it on CFC. Why? Check out mimi-ge’s signature - ‘If I’m not here then who else a.a..a…’. But he truly really wanted to vent it out. He didn’t like the idea to be bothered by negative energy. Therefore he QQHed Uncle 9.
“Can we meet tonight at Crazy Horse?”
“The same place he phoned Rosehip?” Uncle 9 almost pulled his eye out, “No! Absolutely not! What if mimi-ge is there? Umm…Kanata? Not my cup of tea. Can’t you afford the market?”
“Ok ok, how about Fat Tuesdays then?”
“That’s about it. “uncle 9 nodded over the phone, ”Main stream.” he mumbled.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
They met there shortly before 7pm. Gun-in-hand got there first. When uncle 9 arrived, gun-in-hand was surrounded by a group of young women wearing clingy shirts and low-cut jeans with fashionable tears at the knees.
:shale::zhichi:
 
整个一个典型的拉不出屎怪茅坑太臭症候群:tx::tx::tx:
我指第一段:dx:
This city is freaking boring, absurdly. It’s a city dominated by the government employees, federal, provincial and municipal. Really is that the case? No, Federal Gov’t, only. Do you hear me? Federal! The highest of all.
They have nothing better to do during the day and are fed up with being called to a meeting to discuss the agenda for the next meeting. And they truly feel sorry for it. You know why? Cuz it means that they will miss a few hours flirting, chatting or fighting on CFC.
CFC? What is it? I can’t explain to you. You google it. There must have been threads about the interpretation. Trust me. CFCers think what the whole world cannot think of. In other words, you can find all kinds of information you need, such as weather, soccer, garbage collection, food recipe etc. The list can go on 100 pages. You don’t believe in me? Look, somebody even posted ‘Life is boring!’ Now you see, CFC is saving you big bucks as you don’t need go see a therapist if even you really need to. Why? CFC is not in short of doctors and their advices are genuine. Don’t even blink you eyes or dig your nose buddy . I’m warning you, if you do, bricks are coming!
Ok let’s get to the point.
Gun-in-hand was very pissed that Mimi-Ge hurled his cell phone. But he didn’t dare to speak it out that night cuz mimi-ge was in such a bad shape. Neither dare he talk about it on CFC. Why? Check out mimi-ge’s signature - ‘If I’m not here then who else a.a..a…’. But he truly really wanted to vent it out. He didn’t like the idea to be bothered by negative energy. Therefore he QQHed Uncle 9.
“Can we meet tonight at Crazy Horse?”
“The same place he phoned Rosehip?” Uncle 9 almost pulled his eye out, “No! Absolutely not! What if mimi-ge is there? Umm…Kanata? Not my cup of tea. Can’t you afford the market?”
“Ok ok, how about Fat Tuesdays then?”
“That’s about it. “uncle 9 nodded over the phone, ”Main stream.” he mumbled.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
They met there shortly before 7pm. Gun-in-hand got there first. When uncle 9 arrived, gun-in-hand was surrounded by a group of young women wearing clingy shirts and low-cut jeans with fashionable tears at the knees.
 
when you dream,请继续~:cool:
 
This city is freaking boring, absurdly. It’s a city dominated by the government employees, federal, provincial and municipal. Really is that the case? No, Federal Gov’t, only. Do you hear me? Federal! The highest of all.
They have nothing better to do during the day and are fed up with being called to a meeting to discuss the agenda for the next meeting. And they truly feel sorry for it. You know why? Cuz it means that they will miss a few hours flirting, chatting or fighting on CFC.
CFC? What is it? I can’t explain to you. You google it. There must have been threads about the interpretation. Trust me. CFCers think what the whole world cannot think of. In other words, you can find all kinds of information you need, such as weather, soccer, garbage collection, food recipe etc. The list can go on 100 pages. You don’t believe in me? Look, somebody even posted ‘Life is boring!’ Now you see, CFC is saving you big bucks as you don’t need go see a therapist if even you really need to. Why? CFC is not in short of doctors and their advices are genuine. Don’t even blink you eyes or dig your nose buddy . I’m warning you, if you do, bricks are coming!
Ok let’s get to the point.
Gun-in-hand was very pissed that Mimi-Ge hurled his cell phone. But he didn’t dare to speak it out that night cuz mimi-ge was in such a bad shape. Neither dare he talk about it on CFC. Why? Check out mimi-ge’s signature - ‘If I’m not here then who else a.a..a…’. But he truly really wanted to vent it out. He didn’t like the idea to be bothered by negative energy. Therefore he QQHed Uncle 9.
“Can we meet tonight at Crazy Horse?”
“The same place he phoned Rosehip?” Uncle 9 almost pulled his eye out, “No! Absolutely not! What if mimi-ge is there? Umm…Kanata? Not my cup of tea. Can’t you afford the market?”
“Ok ok, how about Fat Tuesdays then?”
“That’s about it. “uncle 9 nodded over the phone, ”Main stream.” he mumbled.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
They met there shortly before 7pm. Gun-in-hand got there first. When uncle 9 arrived, gun-in-hand was surrounded by a group of young women wearing clingy shirts and low-cut jeans with fashionable tears at the knees.

好! :jiayou::zhichi:
 
Uncle 9 is too obvious a high maintenance guy. He came straight from work, or not, who knows. Anyway he was in his suits, pear black with white shirt tucked in. His belt buckle was shining like hell with a big L right in the middle. What does that mean? Luxury, Long? Why do you look at me as if know nothing? Or everyting?

He is apparently well educated too. And has traveled to every corner of the little ball, you can tell from his eyes. Hey why are you laughing? I meant the earth, the globe alright? Paris, Cuba, Jamaica, Smith Fall, you name it. It's overwhelming I'm telling ya. You know how many cars he own? Volvo for winter, BMW convertible for summer, Audi Q5 for golfing,Yukon truck for backyard. Yes you are right, a bicycle too. Don't we all know he's an environmentalist? Green, it's all about green. Oh by the way, I wish you have a chance to have a glimpse at his Q5 trunk. 20 pairs of golf shoes! Don’t shake your butt off. Go check it yourself. Quite anal uh?

And he likes pop music, bear it in your mind though, only English kind. Doesn't matter who sings it. Is there a young Chinese college student? I can't remember her name. Oh God! Her English was so terrific, it sounded more like French! Gees! You know how incredible it is? I have lived in this bilingual city for two decades and I don't even know how to respond when people mutter a marxi to me. Or lord! She must be very smart! Let me tell you a secret and you promise you won’t tell a second person. Any girl ages 20ish can expedite his heartbeat and he will do 200km per hour on 401. $10,000 fine? Who cares! Not for Uncle 9.Police helicopter patrol? He’ll shoot it down! Seriously, no kidding!

Shoot! I talk too much as it looks like. I'm writing all this crap simply because I eat too much. I was hiding in the bar when all this was happening that night at Fat Tuesdays. So stunned that I didn't even realize how many plates I had ordered by the time I left.

Anyway, uncle 9 did not step into the bar immediately. He pulled a pack of cigarettes at the door and the beautiful smoke around him was in fact attracting me to go outside to join him. But I hold off firmly even though I do smoke. Ok I know it’s bad. Smoke is #9 on the drug list. I drink too, which is #5. I'm bad, really bad. But I am very proud of myself as I don't do cocaine and heroin, not yet. To be straight honest, I can't afford it. I wish uncle 9 can set his eyes on moi. I'm a fool for drug abuse. Shh...be quiet! Will ya? It’s my day dream, to be his 2 or 3. I’m not saying that I’m a gold digger. I like his state of being. He also has such a big heart that he cares about the universe, the people, the United States, and of course China. Every CFCers does it anyway you may say. Well well well I know it…so what?

Gun-in-hand was up to something. Good or bad. All I can see was the big butts around him and those flushing boobs. I bet it must be tough on uncle 9. We all know that he likes women. You fat? You ugly? Not to worry, just put up a beauty head or a female ID. He'll be nice to you. What? Shut the front door? Zip it up pal! Can you be nice to me? I'm just talking, have done no damage to anyone. All I'm saying is, uncle 9 is a real gentleman, he likes all women but likes no women at the same time, except for his LD. Clear?

Thinking straight seems so hard for me now. Eat too much. Sigh!

All of a sudden we heard a voice, piercing loud, “It two-inch big enough???”

For the love of God!
 
¥2!

Uncle 9 is too obvious a high maintenance guy. He came straight from work, or not, who knows. Anyway he was in his suits, pear black with white shirt tucked in. His belt buckle was shining like hell with a big L right in the middle. What does that mean? Luxury, Long? Why do you look at me as if know nothing? Or everyting?

He is apparently well educated too. And has traveled to every corner of the little ball, you can tell from his eyes. Hey why are you laughing? I meant the earth, the globe alright? Paris, Cuba, Jamaica, Smith Fall, you name it. It's overwhelming I'm telling ya. You know how many cars he own? Volvo for winter, BMW convertible for summer, Audi Q5 for golfing,Yukon truck for backyard. Yes you are right, a bicycle too. Don't we all know he's an environmentalist? Green, it's all about green. Oh by the way, I wish you have a chance to have a glimpse at his Q5 trunk. 20 pairs of golf shoes! Don’t shake your butt off. Go check it yourself. Quite anal uh?

And he likes pop music, bear it in your mind though, only English kind. Doesn't matter who sings it. Is there a young Chinese college student? I can't remember her name. Oh God! Her English was so terrific, it sounded more like French! Gees! You know how incredible it is? I have lived in this bilingual city for two decades and I don't even know how to respond when people mutter a marxi to me. Or lord! She must be very smart! Let me tell you a secret and you promise you won’t tell a second person. Any girl ages 20ish can expedite his heartbeat and he will do 200km per hour on 401. $10,000 fine? Who cares! Not for Uncle 9.Police helicopter patrol? He’ll shoot it down! Seriously, no kidding!

Shoot! I talk too much as it looks like. I'm writing all this crap simply because I eat too much. I was hiding in the bar when all this was happening that night at Fat Tuesdays. So stunned that I didn't even realize how many plates I had ordered by the time I left.

Anyway, uncle 9 did not step into the bar immediately. He pulled a pack of cigarettes at the door and the beautiful smoke around him was in fact attracting me to go outside to join him. But I hold off firmly even though I do smoke. Ok I know it’s bad. Smoke is #9 on the drug list. I drink too, which is #5. I'm bad, really bad. But I am very proud of myself as I don't do cocaine and heroin, not yet. To be straight honest, I can't afford it. I wish uncle 9 can set his eyes on moi. I'm a fool for drug abuse. Shh...be quiet! Will ya? It’s my day dream, to be his 2 or 3. I’m not saying that I’m a gold digger. I like his state of being. He also has such a big heart that he cares about the universe, the people, the United States, and of course China. Every CFCers does it anyway you may say. Well well well I know it…so what?

Gun-in-hand was up to something. Good or bad. All I can see was the big butts around him and those flushing boobs. I bet it must be tough on uncle 9. We all know that he likes women. You fat? You ugly? Not to worry, just put up a beauty head or a female ID. He'll be nice to you. What? Shut the front door? Zip it up pal! Can you be nice to me? I'm just talking, have done no damage to anyone. All I'm saying is, uncle 9 is a real gentleman, he likes all women but likes no women at the same time, except for his LD. Clear?

Thinking straight seems so hard for me now. Eat too much. Sigh!

All of a sudden we heard a voice, piercing loud, “It two-inch big enough???”

For the love of God!
 
"It is my day dream to be his 2 or 3"
"Big butt and flushing boobs"
寫的好!支持!
 
Wow! Collection of good looking men! Among them Daniel Craig is the best as far as I can see. The most masculine one. :p
Let uncle 9 pick one when he shows up :rolleyes:
 
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