i am into u

[When I Dream]

The next second, screaming and giggling were all over the place. Gun-in-hand’s weapon was exposed to the crowd in the entire room. Girls were laughing their heads off. Some got choked by the drink, and their hands went into the shirts patting and their boobs were falling out almost entirely. No need to undress them and you could see the tits!
There gun-in-hand was red from head to toe. He’s about 5’5, medium built. What made it even worse was that he had a pair of glasses on, a typical Chinese LiGongNan, and one of the girls margaritas spilled over it when she laughed and flipped. Poor man was standing right there in the centre. Everyone was looking at him but he could not see anyone.
I felt sympathy, but only in abstract. Nah I won’t bother to stand up to defend him. In my opinion, he always digs holes on Fridays but most of them do not draw my interests. Duh! What can you expect from LiGongNan anyway?
Holy Macaroni! What’s going on?! There’s a blonde in Uncle 9’s arms!! She clung herself to him and had a smoke in her right hand! It’s getting dark outside with drizzles paddling on the street. If it’s not uncle 9 I would have to say it’s such a gorgeous picture.
Oh no! Every rain drop was a tear of mine! Instantly I felt a flood of bloody blood went right onto my forehead and I was about to storm out of the room, grab the bitch and slap on her face!
But I froze! Beyond what you could ever suspect, I was knocked off my chair.
A man showed up at the door! For 0.1 second I thought it’s my ‘ex’.
Tall, handsome, charming, well mannered, any word you can come up with to describe a perfect man!!

 

[When I Dream]

I have never been married in my life. I have been waiting for mister right. At one point I did find one and I was ready and devout. But he’s already a married man. The unbelievable passion and unexplainable chemical between me and him will take up the rest of my life I’m sure, inevitably. I stayed alone since we said a very painful goodbye wishing time will wash away my sorrow.
You wonder I could be serious sometimes? Not your fault, I understand. We all have two sides, don’t we? When I’m sober I’m a well behaved lady, at work always in skirts or ironed pants. But when I’m affected by alcohol I’m completely a different person. Think unthinkable. Wait to go gang! Keep em coming…
Imagine that I once peed on my dad’s sofa after 10 bottles of beers. One night my friend had to put me in a shopping cart and push me all the way home cuz my dad was very mad and refused to pick me up from the night club. Really it’s only two blocks away. Until that midnight I lost common sense and went into the swimming pool in the backyard completely naked. My dad was confronted by his neighbor next day when he walked his dog. That’s it, I was out of his house. Go figure!
Then I saw that man, very much alike my lover. I was half drunk and down on my knees. I got to my feet and combed my hair using both of my hands. My hair was fairly long and it was pulled back into a bun. More likely I was trying to calm myself I would admit.
I couldn’t see him clearly as my eyes went blurry. Instead I stared at his well shaped hips and all of those old and wild memories of me jumping to my ‘ex’, hanging on him, desires steaming up…oh no, that’s killing me. It hurt, badly.
I fell back into my chair and started sobbing. And when I looked up 5 minutes later, or 1 minute, I couldn’t even remember, that man was sitting right at the next table, but with a lady.
She’s slim and pretty, very pretty.
I heard them calling each other ‘Family Man’ and ‘Rosehip’.

 

[familyman]

哎，＂well shaped hips＂ 寫的太好了，真就是那麼回事

 

[When I Dream]

Rosehip was sitting across the table from Familyman. Her back was facing me at an angle from a very short distance.
For some reason, I didn’t want him to see me cry. But he noticed nevertheless. He’s checking on me constantly and rapidly. I met his eyes midway. I didn’t have anyone to hold me back so I set my eyes firmly on him. If I had not seen Familyman I would not have believed that on earth there’re two people look so much identical. My gaze wandered from his eyes to his nose, then his mouth. He had a sculpted face, flawless, kind and attractive. Sheer beauty just like my ex. For an instant I wanted to reach out to lay my fingertips on his nose, the same way I assessed my lover, not long ago. His nose was a tall and long one suggesting of wisdom. His eyes glittered with intelligence. His mouth was lush and firm. Oh God I’m losing my mind slowly as I found myself leaning forward wanting to press my lips onto his. I knew it’s a new round of my dream, irresistible déjà vu, especially when I am drunk. Despite the three cocktails I already had, Fat’s Rainstorm, Original Hurricane and Orange Crush Rush, I waved to the girl and asked for martinis by the name of Topless Cosmo and Blue Delight. I set the Blue Delight close to his direction and eyed at him, meantime sipped another one held in my right hand. I believed in the dim light I appeared quite alluring. He was a bit surprised and quickly lowered his head.
Rosehip was talking. Pretty loud and her voice sharp, sounded like she’s complaining about something as I could hear some swearing words. At that time I was almost knocked out by alcohol and could barely comprehend what she’s saying. Anyhow I was glad cuz her existence forced me to get things under control. I needed someone or something to pin me down. I knew my dark side was coming out of me, ready to strike and prowl.
I felt a flicker of envy. At the same time I was hoping that she could treat her man better. Women having everything often do not appreciate what they have. They take it for granted. Single as me, I so much want a man I love. I want to cook for him, iron shirts for him and cuddle with him at night. It makes me so sad sometimes when I leave work and head home alone, to realize how these ideas seem like they belong to a different person entirely, how I feel I’m left on some other planet.
I tried very hard to stay awake. I felt I was about to fall off my chair again. Then I heard heavy footsteps coming my way.
“Hi familyman and rosehip! How come you are here?”
Needless to say, uncle 9 and gun-in-hand joined them.

 

[mike]

good post. Ding!

 

[月下独酌]

楼主标题党么？翻译过来

我进入了你。。？