今年和女友分手的同志们可以聚一下了(单身的朋友一定要来顶)

[jackywyy]

最初由 单身公寓--58房~ 发布


猪八戒抓媳妇式的速配方案，打倒光棍一条龙为服务宗旨，让你成双而归是我们的共同心愿，丘比特乱射是我们的服务原则~~~:drink:

boy and gal party!!!

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 狗不理 发布


有个问题

男女数量能平衡吗?

舍下哪位兄弟都不好

NO, it shouldn't balance!!! Male:female=2:1,

It is a world of competition!!!

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 狗不理 发布


你想有什么用?

喝酒是因为酒好喝

男人聚会酒怎么能少呢

Let's get wasted!

 

[妖精]

最初由 狗不理 发布


那就让队员们给你募捐,

或者开课收费

那多不好意思啊！~就请我吃饭就好了，（我吃不多啦，在减肥，）
陪我逛逛就好了！~~~~~~~~~~

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 EvaFinalFantasy 发布


好啊，好啊，到时候发个帖子，说光棍聚会！
然后我联系几个女孩子，呵呵！如果可以的话！

How old are the gals? I don't want to be the old ass (the young kid)

 

[妖精]

最初由 狗不理 发布
上课去了

晚上再来

去吧，我今天不打算上课了！

 

[妖精]

最初由 Justin Luo 发布


How old are the gals? I don't want to be the old ass (the young kid)

I have a question, how old are you???????????

 

[妖精]

最初由 Justin Luo 发布



Let's get wasted!

I　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｉｔ　ｇｅｔ　ｗａｓｔｅｄ
Ｉ think it is a good for boys!

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 EvaFinalFantasy 发布


呵呵，首先，坐在电脑前，你要挺胸，坐姿端正，然后，一定要会盲打！
数字建记不得没关系！桌子上放杯水，或者是其他的饮品，juice什么的，白水也可以
不许喝cola等饮料！杯子要有精致的刻花的那种！然后把它放在你的右手边，注意不要打（因为我打碎过好多，呵呵都是我男朋友的）
在有，把你的电脑桌收拾干净！要一尘不染！
然后是你的床！先这样，因为有些东西要依人而定，每个人的特质不一样
我们不能把每个兄弟都弄成一个样子！~~~~~~~~要不然还是没人要！

Honestly, that sounds so gay.

Don't want to be mean, it is in my blood.

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 EvaFinalFantasy 发布


我在1343meadowlands，你呢？
我买不起望远镜！~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~穷！~~~~~~~~（打工赚钱，打工赚钱）:blowzy:

You must be using a sat. moniter!!!

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 EvaFinalFantasy 发布

I have a question, how old are you???????????

Old enought to drink, young enough to enjoy bachelordom.

 

[妖精]

最初由 Justin Luo 发布


Honestly, that sounds so gay.

Don't want to be mean, it is in my blood.

Oh, my god, it doesn't sound so gay, I just want to every buddy is a little bit natty, and it should from every side of you!~

 

[妖精]

最初由 Justin Luo 发布


Old enought to drink, young enough to enjoy bachelordom.

haha~~~~~~do you think so??????????

Ｉdon't think you need a girl friend!
you are so cool!

 

[jackywyy]

最初由 EvaFinalFantasy 发布

呵呵，首先，坐在电脑前，你要挺胸，坐姿端正，然后，一定要会盲打！
数字建记不得没关系！桌子上放杯水，或者是其他的饮品，juice什么的，白水也可以
不许喝cola等饮料！杯子要有精致的刻花的那种！然后把它放在你的右手边，注意不要打（因为我打碎过好多，呵呵都是我男朋友的）
在有，把你的电脑桌收拾干净！要一尘不染！
然后是你的床！先这样，因为有些东西要依人而定，每个人的特质不一样
我们不能把每个兄弟都弄成一个样子！~~~~~~~~要不然还是没人要！

Oh, my god, it doesn't sound so gay, I just want to every buddy is a little bit natty, and it should from every side of you!~

I can do the first line, and remember the number with no problem.
No drinkable liquid, only a bottle of chainlube for motorcycle.
No cup, since I have broken them all.
messy on the table, but could be cleaned in seconds.
bed? It is always neat, since I am a nice guy.

Once again, I don't want to be MEAN. It is in my blood.

 

[妖精]

最初由 Justin Luo 发布


I can do the first line, and remember the number with no problem.
No drinkable liquid, only a bottle of chainlube for motorcycle.
No cup, since I have broken them all.
messy on the table, but could be cleaned in seconds.
bed? It is always neat, since I am a nice guy.

Once again, I don't want to be MEAN. It is in my blood.

you are not mean, you are really natty, hehe, and you are nice, really nice, you are independent enouth you don't need someone beside you because you can deal with anything!~~~~~
Do yourself!~~!~!~!~