ForwardRetreat
非自定义头衔
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- 2011-03-23
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1. You lost all of your friends due to your repeated abrasive attacks when eating out. Once they took that first bite out of their juicy bacon, cheese smothered, rare Black Angus burger, you lit up like Clark Griswolds house at Christmas.
2. Your tofu steak needs to be wrapped in foil and cooked on an entirely different grill, separate from where the meat is being prepared.
3. Your skin may be permanently tinted orange due to an overabundance of fresh pressed carrot juice.
4. Your live in a tent, made of hemp, in your mom's backyard because it is "green".
5. Your glass of Pinot can only be sourced from an organic, sustainable farm that is 100% vegan.
6. You have stopped bathing.
7. When asked what the number one side dish in America is, you answer "side salad".
8. Your diet consists solely of raw fruits and vegetables.
9. You will not eat produce that has been fertilized with any type of animal excrement.
10. You feed your cat and dog a vegan diet. That is just cruel
2. Your tofu steak needs to be wrapped in foil and cooked on an entirely different grill, separate from where the meat is being prepared.
3. Your skin may be permanently tinted orange due to an overabundance of fresh pressed carrot juice.
4. Your live in a tent, made of hemp, in your mom's backyard because it is "green".
5. Your glass of Pinot can only be sourced from an organic, sustainable farm that is 100% vegan.
6. You have stopped bathing.
7. When asked what the number one side dish in America is, you answer "side salad".
8. Your diet consists solely of raw fruits and vegetables.
9. You will not eat produce that has been fertilized with any type of animal excrement.
10. You feed your cat and dog a vegan diet. That is just cruel
