有趣的老外姓氏

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今天碰到一位，姓Lawless.
真无法无天！

 

[Country on wheel]

还有女士姓：husband。

 

[一心无住]

还有姓woman的。

 

[ccchang]

还有女士姓：husband。

我知道有姓Parent的。

 

[WHW]

我单位有个客户叫　ＲＩＣＨＡＲＤ，又叫　ＤＩＣＫ，
而且喜欢别人叫他DＩＣＫ，每次听到公司的人在电话里叫他DＩＣＫ长DＩＣＫ短的,就想笑.　

 

[一心无住]

我单位有个客户叫　ＲＩＣＨＡＲＤ，又叫　ＤＩＣＫ，
而且喜欢别人叫他DＩＣＫ，每次听到公司的人在电话里叫他DＩＣＫ长DＩＣＫ短,就想笑.　

他的DICK到底是短还是长？

 

[WHW]

他的DICK到底是短还是长？

哈哈,我是说寒喧啊．　

 

[9981]

他的DICK到底是短还是长？

按照叙述应该是忽长忽短。 但是这不重要。 重要的是您为什么感兴趣？

新年愉快， 忽长忽短

 

[一心无住]

按照叙述应该是忽长忽短。 但是这不重要。 重要的是您为什么感兴趣？

新年愉快， 忽长忽短

运动的物体、闪烁的物体总是能够吸引注意力。

 

[ccc]

还有女士姓：husband。

就是说，男士有这个姓。

 

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Seven Really Funny Surnames

• Cock - denoted cockerel-like pride
• Daft - this meant meek and mild natured in medieval times.
• Death or De'Ath
• Smellie - Will knew a Mr Smellie in his childhood. The man insisted on being called Mr Smeelie. Regretfully, Will and his friends used to giggle at him.
• Shufflebottom - most '-bottoms' came from the bottom of a valley.
• Dungworth
• Gotobed

 

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Unusual and Occasionally Funny Surnames:

• Piggs
• Nutters
• Jelly
• Demon
• Clutterbuck
• Greedy
• Hardmeat
• Hogwood
• Hiscock
• Steer
• Bracegirdle
• Bonefat
• Turtle
• Cornfoot
• Rattlebag
• Bottom
• Pigfat
• Willy

 

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Top 10 Funny Last Name, First Name Combinations

Will and Guy's Top Ten Funny, Silly and Downright Inconsiderate Names, this selection makes us laugh:

1. Carrie Oakey - karaoke
2. Terry Bill - Will's friend from Portchester, England
3. Barb Dwyer - barbed wire
4. Stan Still - stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major: 'Stand still you 'orrible little man.'
5. Annette Kirton - a net curtain
6. Theresa Green or Brown
7. Justin Case
8. Norman Knight - a friend of Will and Guy's.
9. Rick O'Shea - as in "ricochet" of a bullet
10. Seymour Legg - see more leg...................
11. Ray Gunn came very close to inclusion in this top ten - just Jo King.

 

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More Possibilities for Really Funny Surnames
Women with an ordinary first name could marry a man with a tricky surname. For example, Annette Brown marries Joe Curtain (Kirton) and becomes A Net Curtain.

 

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Ten More Silly Names

1. Simon Swindells
2. Doug Hole
3. Rose Bush
4. Daisy Picking
5. Pearl Button
6. Penny Bunn
7. Dawn Hobbs
8. Anna Prentice
9. Anna Sasin
10. Priti Manek (There is always one combination that Guy does not get, Will says 'Guy, it's Pretty Manic')