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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending this delivery...and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you do it?"

The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth...and after the delivery, she approached the old
gentleman, smiling, and said, "Well, you surely are something else. How do you do it?"

The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running."

The nurse, still smiling, said to the old gentleman, "Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."

http://hajokes.com/view/Keep-the-old-motor-running/
 
What potential racial discrimination is always assuming major characters are white as granted.

Be sensitive and careful before sharing such a racist joke in public or ur working environment, if U don't wanna get into any troubles.

Did not feel it? Then read it again or share it with a black.

By the way, recessive gene could bring a black child to his/her white parents theoretically.
 
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肤色是多基因遗传没有隐形。

假设是阿迪森氏症吧。

What potential racial discrimination is always assuming major characters are white as granted.

Be sensitive and careful before sharing such a racist joke in public or ur working environment, if U don't wanna get into any troubles.

Did not feel it? Then read it again or share it with a black.

By the way, recessive gene could bring a black child to his/her white parents theoretically.
 
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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending this delivery...and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you do it?"

The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth...and after the delivery, she approached the old
gentleman, smiling, and said, "Well, you surely are something else. How do you do it?"

The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running."

The nurse, still smiling, said to the old gentleman, "Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."

http://hajokes.com/view/Keep-the-old-motor-running/

an 80 year old man

前两个孩子也未必是这老爷爷的。哈
 
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Exceptionalalas88, post: 9376481, member: 42733"]什么叫"you are something else"?[/QUOTE]
Exceptional, extraordinary
 
This girl is something, 3 children in 3 years.
 
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