我是英武

[元 芳]

鹦鹉飞到总统府，军警把它捉住，鹦鹉说：放开我，否则你们会后悔！军警问：为什么呢？鹦鹉回答：我来找我弟弟的，英九、英九！你在哪？我是英五！。。。
520后，这只鹦鹉又飞到总统府，军警说：哼！现在已经不是你弟弟当总统了!鹦鹉说：哼！我妹妹在里面呢，英文，英文！我是英武啊！

 

[ccc]

 

[今剩叹]

同样的，锦鲤游进中南海先找锦涛，（近里）后访近平。

 

[uglyducking]

你不是元芳吗？

 

[元 芳]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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[臭农民]

lol

 

[rctli]

同样的，锦鲤游进中南海先找锦涛，（近里）后访近平。

看来是原创，要顶。