哪位英语好的告诉我，这个关于达赖喇嘛吃披萨的笑话是什么意思？

[三七二一]

YouTube给我推荐了一个视频，我完全没看懂笑点是什么？只是看到了洋人在笑。

我感觉达赖也没听明白。

 

[cable4sale]

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On YouTube, there's that famous joke the Dalai Lama didn't understand — and neither did I. It even made headlines in my part of the world, and on some of the sites I frequent, yet nobody ever bothered to explain it. I am at a loss. I suppose pretty much every non-native speaker will have trouble getting it.

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?"

Is this some sort of pun? Double-entendre? A top-voted comment on YouTube says, "The joke is based on ambiguities of an expression, not the ideal joke to crack with a foreigner." Well, duh. Thanks for nothing. I looked up every single word of it in several dictionaries, including can, shop, one, make, with, walk, and each of these has a multitude of meanings, and I have no idea how they work together to create something funny.

 

[ottawa_tj]

大概是佛家道家的inclusiveness。我们包容everything！

 

[臭农民]

如果试过one pizza ,with everything,就知道那有多难吃，完全超乎想象

 

[春夏秋鼕]

one with everything，两人视角岔开了

 

[cable4sale]

A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza parlour​

He goes up to the man at the counter and says,
"Make me one with everything."
The man replies, "Is this some sort of joke?"
The two remain silent for awhile and the man realises it is not a joke. He then takes the order and for the next hour proceeds struggles to make a pizza with one of every topping on it.
After the pizza is finally done, the monk gives him a fifty and says, "Can I have the change?"
To which the man cleverly replies,
"Change comes from within."

 

[chicago666]

主持人本来想跟达赖喇嘛讲楼上那个笑话，但是达赖没有听懂make me one with everything一样来一个，所以这个包袱没法抖出来，主持人自己笑场了。

观众没笑，贾玲自己笑场了，就这么个意思。

 

[chicago666]

其他人笑是因为，贾玲的包袱没有抖出来反而笑场

 

[chicago666]

每个人都听说过佛教僧侣对热狗小贩说的话——“用一切给我一个。”佛教不是教导我们万物合一吗？

在《摩 ?? 尼达那经》中，佛陀教导说自我是有限的，这是不正确的，但说自我是无限的也是不正确的。在这本经文中，佛陀教导我们不要坚持关于自我是这个还是那个的观点。我们陷入了这样一种想法，即我们个人是“一件事”的组成部分，或者我们的个人自我是错误的，只有一个无限的自我，那就是一切都是真的。理解自我需要超越概念和想法。

Everyone's heard the joke about what the Buddhist monk said to a hot dog vendor -- "Make me one with everything." Doesn't Buddhism teach we are one with everything?

In the Maha-nidana Sutta, the Buddha taught that it was incorrect to say that the self is finite, but it is also incorrect to say that the self is infinite. In this sutra, the Buddha taught us not to hold on to views about whether the self is this or that. We fall into the idea that we individuals are component parts of One Thing, or that our individual self is false an only an infinite self-that-is-everything is true. Understanding the self requires going beyond concepts and ideas.

 

[chicago666]

双关语，佛家说的是与万物合一，pizza店的意思是各种topping都来一点，做个pizza

 

[chicago666]

整个笑话的精华在于和尚和店员各说了一句双关语

 

[joe_xj]

哈哈，6楼那个笑话，正是老外的脱口秀

 

[chicago666]

主持人的笑，倒并不一定是在笑达赖喇嘛没有听懂。因为大家都听过这个笑话，以为是真有那么回事，结果把这个与万物合一放到真正的高僧面前，连达赖喇嘛这样的高僧都不知所云，可见这个笑话是瞎编的。

 

[joe_xj]

主持人的笑，倒并不一定是在笑达赖喇嘛没有听懂。因为大家都听过这个笑话，以为是真有那么回事，结果把这个与万物合一放到真正的高僧面前，连达赖喇嘛这样的高僧都不知所云，可见这个笑话是瞎编的。

达赖喇嘛是真没听出双关，甚至连那句话本来的意思都不知道(假设他完全不懂pizza)，所以他没有被主持人带着走，完全茫然状，然后主持人自己绷不住了

 

[lfe634]

one 更像道家思想。nothing 才是佛教。