Subject: Man's Conclusion on Relationships

[haoren1]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion. So decided I needed a passionate girl with
a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was
a drama queen, cried all the Time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
boring. She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 30 I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing
to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.

When I turned 35, I found a! smart ambitious girl
with her feet planted firmly on the ground and
married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced
me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

[haoren1]

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(Q)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts
($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.