Monday joke 18+ (see if this will be deleted hehe...)

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A young girl was going on a date.
Her Granny said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Granny, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Granny fainted !!
 
:lol::lol:
She must be a blonde.:D
 
这才星期一早上,茶馆的风气就是这样被带坏的...
 
最初由 Obiwan 发布


你反应那么大, 是因为你被捆绑了.:rolleyes:
你想被捆绑,你JH:o
 
最初由 haoren1 发布
A young girl was going on a date.
Her Granny said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Granny, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Granny fainted !!

see什么see啊,你想发就发,我想删就删,see个p啊。
 
Re: Re: Monday joke 18+ (see if this will be deleted hehe...)

最初由 大熊猫 发布


see什么see啊,你想发就发,我想删就删,see个p啊。

 
Re: Re: Monday joke 18+ (see if this will be deleted hehe...)

最初由 大熊猫 发布


see什么see啊,你想发就发,我想删就删,see个p啊。

 
Re: Re: Monday joke 18+ (see if this will be deleted hehe...)

最初由 大熊猫 发布


好贴啊,谁说删的,顶先


版主都定性了,我得支持。
 
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