!!!召唤史上最强中国式英语!!!

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good good study,day day up!
好好学习,天天向上!
horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
give you some colour see see
给你点颜色瞧瞧!
go and look!

意思是走着瞧!!

foolish b
****
you see no see people moutain people sea
你看见没?人山人海
foolish b,give you some colour see see
****,给你点颜色瞧瞧!
where cool where you stay!
那凉快那呆着去
you he mother
你他妈
go you mother
去你妈
red face know me
红颜知己
pig 3 head,go dead!
猪头三,去死吧
colour wolf 色狼
You no see, I now very busy. One side play go!!!

你没看 我现在非常忙 一边玩去。
let's make love all over the world

让世界充满爱
king eight egg
王八蛋
no three no four (不三不四)
  people mountain people sea.(人山人海)
  Long time no see (好久不见)
  Power line (电源线)
  morning three night four (朝三暮四)
  Want money no,Want life one! (要钱不给,要命有一条!)
  money or life? (要钱还是要命?)
  wang eight eggs 王八蛋
  wang old five 王老五
  ten three point 十三点
  no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
 Play a big knife before GuanGong (关公面前耍大刀)
  Play an ax before LuBan (班门弄斧)
  We are brothers,who and who ah! (咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!)
  Good good study,day day up! (好好学习,天天向上!)
  You ask me, I ask who (你问我,我去问谁?)
open water
开水
You don't old three old fou,I give you some color see see.
你不要老三老四,我给你一点颜色看看。
PIG DOG BULE
猪 狗 不如
**** Do Computer
操 作 电脑
SHOUT WHAT SHOUT?!
嚷什么嚷?!
what's your mother's family name??

你妈贵姓??
you and me。who follow who!
你和我,谁跟谁啊!

我很难过,(I feel difficult to pass!)
Your mother's gone! 去你妈的!
kiss your mother beside.
一边亲你妈去!
spring river water warm duck first konw
春 江 水 暖 鸭 先 知
IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!
你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!
How many pople go to dide, why do not you go to dide?知道啥意思吗?
好多人死了,你怎么不去死!`
Old man push car!(老汉推车)
Tonight night the bear~~

他奶奶的熊
King(GOLD) ****ing is son of King(GOLD) ****ed!

答案:金正日是金日成的儿子
play eggs go
玩蛋去
 
我表妹在做早操

i watch sister is doing morning fcuk :smokin:
 
补充2个:
up knife hill, down fire sea.
上刀山,下火海。

broken pot broken throw.
破罐破摔

:D
 
one car come,one car go,two car peng peng, one car die~

对于撞车现场的描述~:smokin:
 
操你大爷!
**** your big grandfather!
 
you have time you wait, no time you go.
你有时间你等,没时间你走.

boss no zai
老板不在.:D :D
 
我想起来了!!最经典的一句
我服了你
I fu le you!
 
补充几个:
how are u?
怎么是你?

how old are u?
怎么老是你

am I easy I?
我容易么我?

:p
 
Fly hair kick
飞毛腿

love country person
爱国者


God hill no shade kick
佛山无影脚
 
我不管三七二十一
i no care three seven two ten one
 
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