!!!召唤史上最强中国式英语!!!

who pa who?
谁 怕 谁?
 
贴一首歌词~上高中时候唱得~
常回家看看~
when you are free,
look for time,
bring your child, go home see ~
mother ready for some chat
father ready for some dinner~
things of life talk to mother~
things of work talk to father~
go home see see ~
home see see~
找点空闲找点时间
领着孩子常回家看看
带上笑容带上祝愿
陪同爱人常回家看看
妈妈准备了一些唠叨
爸爸张罗了一桌好饭
生活的烦恼跟妈妈说说
工作的事情向爸爸谈谈
常回家看看回家看看
....后边忘记了哈 晕~
 
最初由 ~草莓的天空~ 发布
贴一首歌词~上高中时候唱得~
常回家看看~
when you are free,
look for time,
bring your child, go home see ~
mother ready for some chat
father ready for some dinner~
things of life talk to mother~
things of work talk to father~
go home see see ~
home see see~
找点空闲找点时间
领着孩子常回家看看
带上笑容带上祝愿
陪同爱人常回家看看
妈妈准备了一些唠叨
爸爸张罗了一桌好饭
生活的烦恼跟妈妈说说
工作的事情向爸爸谈谈
常回家看看回家看看
....后边忘记了哈 晕~

哇哈哈,喷血了。

太牛魔王了!!!
 
来个英->中的
holy shit
神圣的大便...(上帝拉的?)
 
不知道大家看过《大宅门》没有,里面陈宝国有句唱词是“开前面,黑洞洞,定是那座巢穴...杀它个干干净净”
我有一上海朋友是这么讲的,当时我们都没听懂
“look front, black hole hole, is that home...kill it clean clear”
我们都疯了~~~~
 
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,
大家继续顶啊~~~
 
最初由 呵呵呵 发布
我先来






good good study,day day up!
好好学习,天天向上!
horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
give you some colour see see
给你点颜色瞧瞧!
go and look!

意思是走着瞧!!

foolish b
****
you see no see people moutain people sea
你看见没?人山人海
foolish b,give you some colour see see
****,给你点颜色瞧瞧!
where cool where you stay!
那凉快那呆着去
you he mother
你他妈
go you mother
去你妈
red face know me
红颜知己
pig 3 head,go dead!
猪头三,去死吧
colour wolf 色狼
You no see, I now very busy. One side play go!!!

你没看 我现在非常忙 一边玩去。
let's make love all over the world

让世界充满爱
king eight egg
王八蛋
no three no four (不三不四)
  people mountain people sea.(人山人海)
  Long time no see (好久不见)
  Power line (电源线)
  morning three night four (朝三暮四)
  Want money no,Want life one! (要钱不给,要命有一条!)
  money or life? (要钱还是要命?)
  wang eight eggs 王八蛋
  wang old five 王老五
  ten three point 十三点
  no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
 Play a big knife before GuanGong (关公面前耍大刀)
  Play an ax before LuBan (班门弄斧)
  We are brothers,who and who ah! (咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!)
  Good good study,day day up! (好好学习,天天向上!)
  You ask me, I ask who (你问我,我去问谁?)
open water
开水
You don't old three old fou,I give you some color see see.
你不要老三老四,我给你一点颜色看看。
PIG DOG BULE
猪 狗 不如
**** Do Computer
操 作 电脑
SHOUT WHAT SHOUT?!
嚷什么嚷?!
what's your mother's family name??

你妈贵姓??
you and me。who follow who!
你和我,谁跟谁啊!

我很难过,(I feel difficult to pass!)
Your mother's gone! 去你妈的!
kiss your mother beside.
一边亲你妈去!
spring river water warm duck first konw
春 江 水 暖 鸭 先 知
IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!
你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!
How many pople go to dide, why do not you go to dide?知道啥意思吗?
好多人死了,你怎么不去死!`
Old man push car!(老汉推车)
Tonight night the bear~~

他奶奶的熊
King(GOLD) ****ing is son of King(GOLD) ****ed!

答案:金正日是金日成的儿子
play eggs go
玩蛋去
厉害啊,牛人
 
四川英语:
open yellow gun
 
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