厉害的翻译家

[佳佳]

帮我翻译下面这段话，谢谢
“我对你们说说我的事。在练体育之前，我是一个120斤的大胖子，呵呵，想象不出来吧？现在我是瘦了，可是教练还是希望我再减一些。我讨厌有太阳的天气，因为我会被晒黑。但是学期结束后，我们有游泳课，我还是要黑的，讨厌。这样女孩就不漂亮了。”
尽量简单一些，谢谢你们

 

[狮蝎子]

i against you people say say my incidents. here work sports before, i sh_it a 60 kg's big fat.hehe, think not out right? now i sh_it thin, but cotach still hope me again subtract one lot. i hate there is sun's weather, because i can sunshine black. but school term over after, we have swim class, i too want black, fu_ck. this girl is no beautiful 了（sorry呀，“了”实在不知道怎么翻译了）
我尽量简单了，不谢不谢~

 

[佳佳]

不不，还是很感谢你的翻译
虽然感觉你的翻译有点怪怪的
但是总比我自己翻译的要好多了
谢谢啊

呵呵~第一句得翻译我还是有些疑问
有人觉得有更好的翻译吗？
明天我要背下这段话，我当然希望更完美些
谢谢大家的帮忙

 

[苦逼热狗]

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蝎子，这不是让人家难堪嘛:lol:

 

[苦逼热狗]

“我对你们说说我的事。在练体育之前，我是一个120斤的大胖子，呵呵，想象不出来吧？现在我是瘦了，可是教练还是希望我再减一些。我讨厌有太阳的天气，因为我会被晒黑。但是学期结束后，我们有游泳课，我还是要黑的，讨厌。这样女孩就不漂亮了。”

Well, let me tell you something about me. I was 120 pound before i start exercising. hehe, cant imagine that eh? Now I'm in better shape, and my coach suggests me keep doing it, because its good for my health. Personally, I dont like sunshine, it always brown my skin. However we will have a swimming class after we finish this term......................

最后的我实在写不下去了，牛头不对马嘴的，前头说讨厌阳光，后头说游泳课........天啦

 

[NOUVEAU]

wo dui ni men shuo shuo wo de shi~zai lian ti yu zhi qian~wo shi yi ge 120jin de da pang zi~
hehe~xiang xiang bu chu lai ba? xian zai wo shi shou le~ke shi jiao lian hai shi xi wang wo
zai jian yi xie~wo tao yan you tai yang de tian qi~yin wei wo hui bei shai hei`dan shi xue
qi jie shu hou~wo men you you yong ke de~tao yan~zhe yang nv hai jiu bu piaoliang le~


行了~请用升调读~多正宗算正宗啊~

 

[青颜知己]

最初由 NOUVEAU 发布
wo dui ni men shuo shuo wo de shi~zai lian ti yu zhi qian~wo shi yi ge 120jin de da pang zi~
hehe~xiang xiang bu chu lai ba? xian zai wo shi shou le~ke shi jiao lian hai shi xi wang wo
zai jian yi xie~wo tao yan you tai yang de tian qi~yin wei wo hui bei shai hei`dan shi xue
qi jie shu hou~wo men you you yong ke de~tao yan~zhe yang nv hai jiu bu piaoliang le~


行了~请用升调读~多正宗算正宗啊~

 

[maymay]

最初由 狮蝎子 发布
i against you people say say my incidents. here work sports before, i sh_it a 60 kg's big fat.hehe, think not out right? now i sh_it thin, but cotach still hope me again subtract one lot. i hate there is sun's weather, because i can sunshine black. but school term over after, we have swim class, i too want black, fu_ck. this girl is no beautiful 了（sorry呀，“了”实在不知道怎么翻译了）
我尽量简单了，不谢不谢~

哈哈， 正宗中国式英文

 

[FallColor]

Let me try:

"Let me tell you something about me. I was a 120lbs fat person before I started the fitness program. Hey, hey, hard to imagine?
I am slimmer now, but the coash still hopes me to slim down a little bit more. I hate sunshine days, because it darken my skin. But after the end of the academic term, we will have swimming class, I still will be getting dark, hate this. It is hard to be a pretty girl this way."

it seems not that difficult.

 

[penny@cn]

最初由 狮蝎子 发布
i against you people say say my incidents. here work sports before, i sh_it a 60 kg's big fat.hehe, think not out right? now i sh_it thin, but cotach still hope me again subtract one lot. i hate there is sun's weather, because i can sunshine black. but school term over after, we have swim class, i too want black, fu_ck. this girl is no beautiful 了（sorry呀，“了”实在不知道怎么翻译了）
我尽量简单了，不谢不谢~

chinese english

 

[悦悦Cherry]

最初由 狮蝎子 发布
i against you people say say my incidents. here work sports before, i sh_it a 60 kg's big fat.hehe, think not out right? now i sh_it thin, but cotach still hope me again subtract one lot. i hate there is sun's weather, because i can sunshine black. but school term over after, we have swim class, i too want black, fu_ck. this girl is no beautiful 了（sorry呀，“了”实在不知道怎么翻译了）
我尽量简单了，不谢不谢~

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